School Story:
I remember once during a football game Tom Hatch, Randy Pearson and I hopped the fence to avoid pay the fee. As soon as we climbed over a friendly police officer asked us to return from whence we came. As I climbed back over, one of the forks from the top of the fence ripped my pants and broke the skin. As I hit the ground I also noticed that I had also picked a nice fresh big green "loogie" on my left leg. Needless to say, I never did that again.
