School Story:
The most memorable experience I can remember in High School was racing through the halls during the school bell trying not to be trampled on while keeping all my books in place. During my first year as a sophomore, a very attractive girl was near my locker with her friends and I was trying to act "cool" when I realized that her friends and she thought they heard a loud noise that sounded much like a "small explosion between the legs". They all instantly looked my way accusingly. I look innocently as I could, as I knew that I had not done anything wrong. I quickly slammed the door to my locker, walked away quickly knowing that I had nothing to do with the foul deed. I felt as though I was the family dog. Let me make this perfectly clear.... IT WAS NOT ME! Fess up who ever you are. hahaha.
