The 80s Music & Fads

You know you are a child of the 80's if...

1. Your first date took you to the roller rink and you held hands for "Couples Only" skate.
2. You wore a banana clip at some point in your youth.
3. You carried a big colored comb in your back pocket.
4. You know what "Push Up" ice cream is.
5. You know the profound meaning of "Wax on. Wax off".
6. You owned a bicyle with a banana seat and a basket.
7. You wanted to be a Goonie.
8. You know who Max Headroom is.
9. You ever wore fluorescent or neon clothing.
10. You could breakdance or wish you could.
11. You wanted to dress like the Hulk or She-Ra at Halloween.
12. You believed the "By the power of Greyskull," you had the power.
13. Partying "like it was 1999" seemed sooo far away.
14. You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
15. You wanted to be on Star Search.
16. You remember Michael Jackson when he was still black.
17. Your first Walkman weighed about as much as a brick.
18. You owned a doll with "Xavier Roberts" signed on its butt, or knew someone who did.
19. You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout".
20. You HAD to have your MTV.
21. You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future."
22. You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name."
23. You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
24. You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
25. You have heard of the "Garbage Pail Kids" and possibly owned and traded them with friends.
26. You got a Little Professor calculator for Christmas.
27. You knew "The Artist", when he was humbly called "Prince".
28. You stared a SLAM book or wrote in one.
29. You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game.
30. You own any cassettes or records.
31. You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
32. You remember and/or owned any of the CareBear glass collections from Pizza Hut.
33. Poltergeist freaked you out.
34. You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
35. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female Smurf.
36. You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish, or know someone who did.
37. You ever had a Swatch Watch, and a Swatch Guard for it.
38. You had a crush on one of the Corey's (Haim or Feldman).
39. You had to stay after class to scrub your desk because your silver Outliner pen leaked through.
40. You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
41. You were in Cub Scouts or Girl Scouts but now you have no idea what all the badges you got were for.
42. You know what a "Whammee" is.
43. You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, or know someone who did.
44. You thought eating Reeses Pieces would attract your own alien.
45. Your name is Jennifer or Jason.
46. You have ever called 867-5309.
47. You had a poster of Rob Lowe, Kirk Cameron, Michael J. Fox or Don Johnson on your wall.
48. You held the top score on PacMan.
49. You had MALL Hair.
50. You owned a T-shirt that said, "I shot J. R. " or know someone who did.
51. If you ever said "I pity the fool".
52. Your dream car was either: the A-team van, KITT or The General Lee.
53. You knew who Max's boss Jonathan Hart was.
54. You were sad when the "Where's the Beef" lady died.
55. You remember when Ricky Martin was a member of Menudo.
56. You wore a feather roach clip in your hair from the local carnival because you didn’t know what it really was.
57. You remember when cellular phones weighed 15 lbs. and had to be carried over your shoulder.
58. You had to come in the house when the street lights came on.
59. You still know the Big Mac song. "Two all beef patties, special sauce…"
60. You own a real Rubik’s Cube
61. You think there should be a Kids Incorporated original cast reunion.
62. You used to own a Snoopy Sno Cone Machine.
63. You have a tendency to turn the collar up on your Polo shirts.
64. You know what the "P" in Alex P. Keaton stands for.
65. You remember exactly where you were when you heard the space shuttle had exploded.
66. You know all of the words to at least one of the Schoolhouse Rock songs.
67. You could go through a case of Aqua Net hairspray in a week.
68. Your first computer was a Commodore 64 or an Atari 800.
69. You thought being a latch key kid was completely normal.
70. You were disappointed when an episode of 3-2-1 Contact didn’t include a Bloodhound Gang segment.
71. There were days that the homework just had to wait until the ABC Afterschool Special was over.
72. You know what movie the phrase, "Number 5 is alive!" is from.
73. You remember when Molly Ringwald was on Facts of Life.
74. You tried a can of clear Pepsi but hated it like everyone else did.
75. You wore the little bootie socks with the colored balls on the back.
76. You wrote your boyfriends name on the side of your canvas Keds.
77. You just had to have a Trapper Keeper to stay organized at school.
78. You remember when McDonald’s served their burgers in styrofoam boxes.
79. You remember when you could buy half cans of soda (great for field trip days!).
80. You like the guy who played Freddy Kruger better as Willie on "V".
81. You hid out behind the gym during recess to read "Are you there God, it’s me Margaret?" with your friends.
82. Four-square was THE playground game.
83. You were afraid of the Sleestacks on Land of The Lost.
84. You know who Derek Wildstar, Mark Venture, Captain Avatar, Nova and Desslock are.
85. You chewed Dr. Pepper bubble gum.
86. You remember Dirk Benedict as Starbuck long before he played Face.
87. You know who played Uncle Ned, Elyse’s brother, on Family Ties.
88. You skipped school on the day Luke and Laura got married on General Hospital.
89. You never thought they’d be able to top the special effects in TRON.
90. You freaked out a little when you realized you fall into the "26-50" category of most surveys.
91. You played with Lego’s when they were just blocks of various sizes, not any of the special little parts.
92. You made Star Wars shrinky dinks in your oven.
93. You know who Spuds McKenzie, The Noid, and Joe Isuzu are.
94. The TV movie "The Day After" still scares the heck out of you.
95. Pierce Brosnon will always be Remington Steele, not James Bond.
96. You owned at least one Choose Your Own Adventure book.
97. You watched Mary Lou Retton win the gold.
98. The Dark Crystal is still one of your favorite movies.
99. In many of your childhood photos you are wearing something plaid.
100. You still love to play Pong!

The 80's

Fashion | Fads | Slang

Fashion	Women	Men
Hair	Feathered Hair Rave, tons of it Stick-up bangs Multicolored Crimped Side Ponytails Ultra-Teased Platinum Blonde Glitter	Rainbow Mohawks Long & Layered Slightly Teased Long Frizzy w/Bangs Curly

Face	Vivid Makeup Light Pink Lips Glitter Colored Mascara Blue Eyeshadow Beauty Moles	Punk Piercings Ray-Bans Glasses

Skirts & Jackets	Off-Shoulder Shirts 3/4 Sleeves Crop Top Primary Colors Pink Sweater Sweater on Waist Neon Matching Socks Thick Belts Long T-Shirts Mini Skirts	Rock Band Shirts Black & Neon Leather or Jean Jackets Chains on Leather Rolled Sleeves Pastels Sleeveless Shirts Ocean Pacific T-Shirts
Legs	Tight Stonewashed Jeans Zippered Legs 3/4 Length Legging Legwarmers Scrunch Socks Exercise Gear Super Tight Minis Colored Hose w/Rips Spandex	Tight Leather Pants Bright Colors Spandex Tight Stonewashed Jeans Jammers Parachute Pants Corduroy Pants

Accessories	Clock Necklaces Friendship Stuff Many Swatches Swatch Protectors Plastic Charms Hoop Earrings Slouch Sock High Tops Puff Paint Safety Pins Beads Slap Bracelets Rubber Bracelets Jellies Big Hair Bows	Braces With Color Rubberbands Croc Dundee Hats Rhinestone Glove Brimmed Hats Neon Book Covers Hightops Trapper Keepers

Necessary Brands	Ocean Pacific Banana Republic Reebok LA Gear Liz Claiborn Keds Esprit Gap	Jordache Guess Kaepa Izod Ralph Loren Vans Adidas
Fashion	Women	Men

List compliments of 80s Child's Universe

Fads from the 80s

Baby On Board Signs
The little yellow sign that looked like a yellow warning sign.
Boom Boxes
The "ghetto blaster." The portable radio, with two speakers as a minimum, the heavier and the bigger, the better
Rubik Cube
The toy that was a real pain in the butt to solve, unless you peeled the stickers or pulled it apart.
Skateboarding
Skateboarding really hit a peek in popularity during the 80s, it seemed like everyone was doing it at one point.
Trivial Pursuit
The game that made people start memorizing useless crap in order to win. Probably one of the biggest crazes when it came out though.
Video Arcades
There are arcades now, but during the 80s, they were the *in* place to hangout.
Wrestling
Although it has made a comeback in recent years, nothing even compares with the classic years of the WWF, and the NWA.
Break Dancing
Remember the parachute pants and cardboard boxes we danced on.
Cabbage Patch Dolls
Roller Skating

Fashion | Fads | Slang

80s Slang

airhead	n. A stupid or unaware person; moron, dim-wit. Origin: term implies that there is nothing but air in the subject's head. ("He's confused again. What an airhead!") Unrenounced to popular belief, Valley Girls did not invent this word. It was used to describe them.
awesome	\Awe"some\, a. 1. Causing awe; appalling; awful; as, an awesome sight. In the 80's, if something was cool, it was awesome. See also bad.
bad	adj. very good, excellent; Cool, Awesome. See also awesome.
bad to the bone	The group George Thorogood & the Destroyers had a hit in the early 80's that had started this quote. The movie Fast Times At Ridgmont High was bad to the bone! See also bad.
barf bag	A type of insult. Something Jo on The Facts of Life might of called Blair for spilling something on her homework.
barf me out	You might of heard this come from a Valley Girl after you've said something offensive to her. Also used to describe something you do not particularly like.
bimbette	The use of bimbo would of been too outdated for use in the 80's. Bimbette would be used instead of calling a girl a "slut". Also used to describe a girl who is stupid.
bodacious	An 80's guy's way to describe a woman who had a beautiful body. She is bodacious with gnarly ta-tas. See also gnarly & ta-tas for descriptions.
bogus/bogue	Unfair or unfortunate. Having one night to do a termpaper is so bogus!
boinking	Having sex. Some say Bruce Willis's character on Moonlighting created this word.
boho	A bohemian or artist. From the late 80's this word emerged. Probably from the Soho art district in Manhattan.
bomb	Adj. Something favorable. See also awesome.
boy toy	A word to describe a cute guy used as a toy for older woman. Madonna invented this one with her "Boy Toy" belt on her 1984 Like a Virgin album.
butt ugly	Adj. Unattractive to the sight.
cheesy/cheezy	Adj. 1. In poor taste; lame, corny. The gift I received was really cheesy. 2. Overly sentimental or insincere.
chill	v 1. to relax; hang out. Let's go chill at your place. Dude, just chill. Made popular by black Americans in the rap phase of the 80's.
choice	Extremely Cool
chocoholic	Word to describe an alcoholic. Became a somewhat popular word during the Nancy Reagan "Just Say No" era.
clydesdale	Big, all-American boy. Meant as a word of praise. Usually used by mid-80's preppy girls.
couch potato	Someone who sits in front of the TV on their couch or sofa. With the boom of cable, MTV and home video, more people parked their butts on their couches. Hence the term couch potato.
crack	The most addictive form of cocaine. Not in the form of powder, but crystallized into a hardened form used to smoke. Popularized in 1985.
deep shit	Word meaning you were in trouble. We are in deep shit!
dick/dickbrain/dickhead	A major 80's comeback. Cock was a bit harsh to use for calling someone a dick, so these words emerged to describe someone who is unpleasant and/or stupid.
dink	Two incomes with no kids. A couple of yuppies with lots of money to burn.
dipstick	n An unintelligent person; moron, dim-wit; idiot. Popularized by "Boss Hogg" on TV's The Dukes of Hazzard. Also used instead of using the word dick. See also dick/dickbrain/dickhead.
ditz	A less harsh way of describing a person who is not very smart. See also airhead.
do lunch	One of the most used phrases in the 80's. Notoriously used by yuppies to get together for power lunches or mixing lunch with business. Lets do lunch. One of the few surviving phrases of the 80's ,used in the 90's and possibly beyond!
do the nasty	Having sex. They were doing the nasty last night when I tried to call her.
do/doing the wild thing	To have sex. Popularized by Ton Loc's 1989 hit "Wild Thing". Not used too often today. See also do the nasty and boinking.
dweeb	Geek, nerd. Someone who is not "in".
eat my shorts	Phrase used as a comeback. Heavily in use in the 80's and also used on TV's The Simpsons. If someone was to put you down in anyway, you can reply with this phrase.
eat shit and die	An extreme phrase and implies death on the part of the person on the receiving end. Most of the time, not literally. Used in the mid-80's.
ecstasy/X/XTC	"Designer drug" used to enhance sensations while dancing. Gained popularity in the early 80's. This drug is still popular if not more popular throughout the 90's among teens and young adults on the party scene.
eurofag	Word used by Americans to describe usually British singers or bands of the early 80's.
eurotrash	Europeans who were rich that frequented the club scene in the early to mid 80's.
fag	Gay, queer. This term for the most part, was not meant to describe homosexuals or homosexuality. Slang to replace the phrase "You queer" or the early 80's. See also art fag, eurofag, fag bashing, fag tag.
fag tag	The little loop on the back of your polo shirt. Despite someone's actual sexual preference, people joked of pulling this tag while fag bashing the person who is wearing the polo shirt.
for sure/fer shur	To stress what you are saying. Usually in a valley type accent. Fer shur, fer shur dude!
flamer	An actual or openly gay guy. See also fag.
fresh	Cool, new. Duran Duran's new album is so fresh!
fuck'n A	General displeasure of and event and also can be used to show that someone likes something immensely. Fuck'n A, this traffic is terrible! -or- Fuck'n A, the Prince concert was awesome!
gag me with a spoon	A typical Valley Girl response to something you dislike. Not meant to be taken literally.
galpal	a spin on boy toy, used to describe a guy's girlfriend or a girl's girlfriend. Also used to describe a woman who is not openly gay.
gang banging	Belonging to an urban street gang. Also used to describe a group of guys having sex with one girl.
get horizontal	Having sex. See also do the nasty, do/doing the wild thing and boinking.
gnarly	Very good. Not commonly used today. She is gnarly!
grody	really, really gross. Sometimes used with: Grody to the max! Max being a degree of grossness.
gross out/grotesque	To make someone sick. Most of the time - not literally.
hacker	Computer genius. In WarGames, Mathew Broderick played a hacker.
have a cow	Being overly excited or to make a big deal out of something.
hellacious	Bad, not good.
homeboy	Used in the early 80's to describe someone who is a gang banger. Later used to describe a black male - which was okay for blacks to use this word. And even later was accepted to be used by all do describe a black guy.
hoser	Loser, jerk. Rob Moranis & Dave Thomas as "Bob and Doug McKenzie" made this a popular slang word. See also take off/take off to the great white north.
house music	Disco type dance music, very repetitive. See also acid house and deep house.
ill	Uncool, unhip. "You be illin'". Sometimes used if someone looks under the weather, unhappy or even if they have suffered a catastrophe.
JAP	Jewish American Princess. Also used to describe a prissy Jewish girl who dresses preppy, spoiled and is a sexual tease.
joanie	A boring, not-so-hip girl. From the 70s and 80s show Happy Days, Erin Moran, the character of Joanie Cunningham the unhip girl of the 50s.
joystick	Used in place of dick. From the accessory used with the Atari 2600.
"Just Say No"	First Lady, Nancy Reagan's slogan of the early 80's. Sometimes thought of as an oversimplified slogan aimed to teach kids not to use drugs.
lame	Used to describe something or someone who is not cool or acceptable.
like	A word used before every sentence in the 80's. "Like, are you going to the prom?"
major	To stress something you say, immensely. "You are a major dipstick, Major!"
mall chick	Girl who spends most of her time at the mall. Big meeting place of the 80's.
networking	To meet well-connected people at parties. Sometimes old friends and most of the time, new people. A way for yuppies to get ahead and make connections.
new wave	A type of heavily synthesized pop music performed by groups like A Flock of Seagulls, Duran Duran, The Busboys, Thompson Twins and Eurasure. A form of disco that had an essence of the future. This spun off people who dressed "new wave". Lots of mouse or gel in the hair, makeup on the face, loud colors, etc.
o-rama	Suffix you affix to a word to describe the whole spectrum of the meaning. "He is a Dweeb-o-rama". Meaning, you are describing someone that is every sense of that word.
out	Explaining that someone is "out of the closet" or openly gay. "She is out finally."
out the door	A suffix used at the end of a phrase. "Gag me out the door." Meaning, something gaged them so much they had to leave the room.
paninaro	Italian slang for a person or persons who are fashion conscious. Came from the Pet Shop Boys with their song "Paninaro".
party hearty/party hardy	To party excessively.
PC	1. Personal Computer (early 80s) 2. Political correctness.
pencil you in	To tentively set an appointment with someone. If you were not sure you will make the appointment, you would say, "I'll pencil you in, just in case something comes up".
penis-breath	A toned down version of telling someone they enjoy giving oral sex to men. "Nice going, penis-breath"!
phat	To be phat is a good thing. If someone says you are phat, it doesn't mean you are overweight. Sort of like telling someone they are bad. A term still used today. See also bad.
Poser	A 'wannabe' spin off
preppie/preppy	A collegiate type, someone who wore Polo or Izod shirts, deck shoes and a cloth belt. Preppies usually grew up to be yuppies. See also yuppies.
psych	A term meaning "gotcha"! Psych was usually used after telling someone something not true.
queer	An early 80's way of saying someone is gay. Not necessarily true though. See also fag.
rad/radical	If something is rad, it's not only attractive, it's attractive immensely.
rap	Speaking or singing rhythmically over a beat in the background. One who raps is a rapper.
road pizza	Road kill. A dead animal on the road.
rush/head rush	Big thrill. "That roller coaster was such a head rush"!
schmooze	To kiss up to someone. Yuppies schmoozed their way to the top of their field.
scumbag	An undesirable person. Scumbag in the 80s did not mean condom.
shitting bricks	One that is extremely nervous.
skank	1. Physically dirty, filth 2. Immorally dirty. 3. Disapproval
slamdance	Punk teens throwing themselves while "dancing", trying to harm either themselves or others for enjoyment. The same sort of dancing resides today in mosh pits.
spazzing	Overly excited. An exaggeration of being excited.
stoked	To be ready to do something.
stud	A macho guy, man or teenager. Guys used to call each other studs as well as woman referring to a good looking guy as a stud. Also used to describe a man who is sexually active.
sucks	Disapproval of something or someone. "This sucks". -or- "He sucks".
ta-tas	A woman's breasts.
take off/take off to the Great White North	A Canadian expression made popular by Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas who played "Bob and Doug McKenzie" in the beer guzzling movie Strange Brew. They also did a song with Geddy Lee of Rush named Take Off to the Great White North. They emphasized the Canadian accent in their movies and recordings. Saying 'eh after each sentence. See also hoser.
to the max	To the extreme. Taking it to the max or maximum level.
totally	Another way to stress what one is saying. "That is totally tubular". -or- "School is totally uncool".
tubular	Something that is cool. Something overwhelming. "Tubular, totally tubular."
UV	Ultraviolet rays. "I'm going to the beach to catch some UV's."
Valley Girl/Val	Airheaded, spoiled girls in California's San Fernando Valley. Later, valley girl talk or valspeak inhabited the 80s across America. A Valley Girl would of said something like: "That stud is like, omygod, so rad!"
veg	Term used to describe chilling out or taking it easy. Derived from the word vegetable or someone who is paralyzed. A couch potato would be a veg. See also couch potato.
wannabe	A person who would like to be like someone else. Usually a pop star or a person in the public eye. There were lots of Madonna wannabe's in the mid-80s.
WASP	White Anglo-Saxon Protestant. To be a WASP in the 80s was to be very "white" or well-to-do. A yuppie could be called a WASP. See also yuppie.
wicked	Another word for good, radical or bad. See radical and bad. "She is wicked nice."
yuppie	Young urban professional -or- young upwardly mobile professional. A well educated, career oriented, almost always white and driven by lots of money. This person is also into the social scene especially if it could better their business or career.