| 12/10/08 10:13 AM |
#810
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Aaron Polchowski (Tex)
HOLLY, Deer usually always travel with another. We have so many damn deer in Wisconsin, same shit. Remember when you see one crossing, look for the one behind it. The first one will make it across and then the next one will be spooked shitface that it won't make it across and will be left behind. That's when it plows straight into the side of you car.. Reenactment: 1st deer "Hey, lets cross the road." 2nd deer "I don't know, lots of cars." 1st deer "Lets go, nows are chance." 2nd deer "No, no fuckin way." 1st deer "look! I'm gonna make it. You better run...NOW!" 2nd deer "Fuck it! Ahhhh! SHIT!." 1st human "Holy shit." BOOM "Son of a bitch, stupid ass deer." 1st deer "I'll get you human, I'll get yooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu.!" That's how it usually goes in Wisconsin. Send this along with the claim and this should speed things up nicely.
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