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11/23/08 05:20 PM	#347
Robert Welch (1989) Let me try one... If I were a carpenter, I'd hammer on my pig iron, collect my seven dollars and buy a big prosthetic forehead and wear it on my real head cause everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads. (Some of you will think I'm making these up but they are real lyrics. I swear)

11/23/08 06:48 PM	#348
Vicki Ausbrooks (Shaw) (1988) I must admit that I'm stumped on that one. I even tried to cheat and Google couldn't even help me! : ) I wanted to upload a clip from a song for ya'll to guess...but it turns out that's illegal (who knew?)

11/23/08 06:50 PM	#349
Vicki Ausbrooks (Shaw) (1988) Oh, and Jamie...I've been singing "Darling Nikki" all day since reading your post! LOL! But I really appreciate you not continuing that litte train! : ))))

11/23/08 08:21 PM	#350
Richard Wade (1989) Gee!!! This school thing is about over then I can dedicate my life back to forum posts!!! lol Try this song!! Whoever knows pain becomes criticized from the fire that burned up the skin I throw a light in my face A hot cry fire at will!

11/23/08 08:45 PM	#351
Robert Welch (1989) They Might Be Giants "We Want a Rock" ... and it may be hammer on my piglet as opposed to pig iron. I've found both listed.

11/23/08 09:39 PM

#352

Jimmy Choate (1987)

Wow! You guys have been busy posting. I missed out on a bunch...

I do have some lyrics though....

'there are so many things that I just got to know
You tell me who! You tell me where! You tell me when!
But don't tell me now, I don't need any answers tonight
I just need some love, so turn out the lights
And I'll be left in the dark again'

IMO the most underrated music of our time...

He ROCKS!

11/23/08 11:37 PM	#353
Richard Wade (1989) Jimmy is it MOLLY HATCHETT? LMAO!!! jk

11/24/08 12:09 AM

#354

Richard Wade (1989)

Anybody remember this episode of Cheers? lol

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard theconcept explained any better than this. 'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

11/24/08 12:25 AM	#355
Gordon Brodsky (1987) Umm, Meatloaf. I coud have answered that without even reading the lyrics. Richard, I love that piece, one of my favs.

11/24/08 08:54 AM	#356
Justin James (1986) just shoot up in here amongst us one of us has to have some relief.

11/24/08 11:00 AM	#357
Justin James (1986) how was every one's weekend?

11/24/08 12:25 PM	#358
Vicki Ausbrooks (Shaw) (1988) My weekend was boring and busy. But at least the house is emaculate now. : ) My sister's bringing her kids up for a visit tomorrow.

11/24/08 01:04 PM	#359
Justin James (1986) mine was not as good left work early Friday, to get to the hunting camp early! had a wreck, the young lady turned in front of me and we hit almost head on hurt her but all is good, then i went to camp and froze my beehind off it got down to 27 friday night, didnt kill a deer and had to go Christmas shopping Sunday afternoon and spend money!!!! i was ready for the work week!

11/24/08 01:09 PM	#360
Vicki Ausbrooks (Shaw) (1988) Yep, my husband didn't even try to hunt this weekend...TOO COLD. Global warming, my foot! And I don't even wanna think about Christmas shopping! I haven't even started! Glad you're OK from the wreck.

11/24/08 01:14 PM	#361
Justin James (1986) well thank you, yes fine just mad at the time but i got over it pretty quick, and yes Murphys law is right if it could go wrong it did!

11/24/08 01:28 PM	#362
Vicki Ausbrooks (Shaw) (1988) Nice...pick on the lil' redneck girl. : ) I vaguely remember that poster. Do they even still have Spencer's at the mall?

11/24/08 01:38 PM	#363
Justin James (1986) David, its not nice to fool with mother nature, I wish my wife was a redneck girl sometimes, She is not the outdoorsy type except for the beach!

11/24/08 01:48 PM	#364
Vicki Ausbrooks (Shaw) (1988) LOL...there's really not that much redneck-ness about me other than I fish and help cut up the deer meat. I don't have my name on my belt or anything!

11/24/08 01:52 PM	#365
Justin James (1986) well lets see, you eat crawfish, drink adult beverages, ride horses, fish, cut up deer meat, listen to southern music, and you are from Arkansas, hum i think you meet all the qualifications for being a redneck? but you know im just saying!

11/24/08 02:06 PM	#366
Justin James (1986) If you cut up raw deer meat that your old man killed! then you might be a redneck!

11/24/08 02:20 PM	#367
Lisa Beard (Chapman) (1987) OMGosh, I loved Mr. Dunderbaks!!! I couldn't remember the name, but loved their pretzels with the champagne cheese. So good!!

11/24/08 02:21 PM	#368
Vicki Ausbrooks (Shaw) (1988) Yeah, I guess that qualifies me...and I can also shoot pool perdy good and washers (kinda like horse shoes). LOLLLLLLLLL!

11/24/08 03:02 PM	#369
Justin James (1986) I dont know about a pretzel with champagne cheese? and ive never played a game with washers, but i do play a mean game of sea bat, or hide the clover leaf!

11/24/08 03:16 PM	#370
Vicki Ausbrooks (Shaw) (1988) Never heard of those...how do you play?

11/24/08 03:22 PM

#371

Justin James (1986)

well hide the clover you take a dandelion and tell some one to hide the clover on the person somewhere and the dandelion will puff away when it gets close to the clover from the moisture! you then move it all over there body so forth and so on and get up to there mouth you tell them its in there mouth and when they open there mouth you shove it in and the dandelion goes puff and the choke and spit for an hour while you laugh your butt off at them! and sea bat is you turn a trash can upside down and hollar for you kids to come see this bat you caught and as they get close you tilt it up so they will bend over too see then you hubby from behind whacks them across there butt with a paddle!

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