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07/09/09 04:29 PM

#873

David Fort

MWAH!

07/09/09 06:29 PM

#874

Breit Hicks

Hello everyone! I visiting the in laws from louisiana. Say a prayer for me.

07/09/09 08:54 PM

#875

Breit Hicks

I am so bored. I,m

Gonna check face book.

07/09/09 10:30 PM	#876
Missy Ketchum (Warren) Awwww Breit, I'm sorry your bored! I just got rid of my in-law! LOL! I feel ya man!

07/10/09 09:30 AM

#877

David Fort

Dang, Breit is so bored he said it twice.

Breit, if you are in LA you shouldn't have too much trouble with your mom in law. They cook all day down there. Maybe you father in law can take you fishing or something. Just watch out for snakes crawling up your boat paddle and over your arm.

07/10/09 07:48 PM

#878

Breit Hicks

I m still having nightmares about that day David. I am still a wuss when it comes to ole no shoulders. When I am elected president, I am gonna work toward eradicating all snakes nationwide.

07/12/09 01:30 PM	#879
Missy Ketchum (Warren) Breit, dude, you are allowed to delete one of your comments, if you need to ya know....lol!

07/13/09 01:48 PM

#880

David Fort

For those on here that don't know the story...We were in a boat in a pond on Breit's property when we were young and a snake swam up to the paddle, climbed over Breits arm and into the floor of the boat with us. We got close to shore and Breit did some sort of super ninja back flip on to the bank and the snake started back toward me and my brother. Chris raised the paddle to hit the snake and as if the snake knew what was about to happen, he went over the side and back into the water. Breit, I think, had gone to the house to clean his shorts.

07/14/09 12:30 AM	#881
Missy Ketchum (Warren) I am laughing my ass off right now! LOL! I have also had a visit from my good friend Jose Quevero...lol! Hope my friend Tracy had a GREAT b-day!

07/14/09 08:12 AM

#882

David Fort

Happy belated to Tracy. Sorry I missed it!

07/14/09 10:36 AM	#883
Missy Ketchum (Warren) What are you doing on here at this time David, don't you have a job? LOL! To answer your question back before you ask it, I am on here because I got drunk last night with one of my girlfriends and did not go to bed till 5am....so I did not make it into work.

07/14/09 12:01 PM

#884

Tracy Epperson (Waller)

I did have a great birthday... thanks guys!
Missy I wish I coulda been there with you and jose. Ok, not so much jose... he tends to lead to unpleasant things... maybe some captain though!

And I am on here in the middle of the day cuz I went to college so I can have a cake job and only work a few hours a day. (That is as long as you don't mind being broke off your *edit for the potty patrol* most of the time.)

07/14/09 12:24 PM

#885

Jamie Gartman

David, can't you picture that?

Missy: OMG, it's 3am and I'm so drunk. I think I'll have some more tequila. What do you think, Missy's friend?

Missy's friend: Sure, fisk me, hiccup!, I mean fix me another. Say, is that a book I see under the sofa over there?

Missy: Yes, Missy's friend. Let me clean up this tequila I just spilled and we'll have Storytime With Missy. Never mind, the cat'll get it. Okay, I will now read an excerpt from... Santa's Big Surprise...

07/14/09 07:24 PM

#886

Missy Ketchum (Warren)

OMG Jamie, you must have ESP cuz that is exactly how it went last night. BTW Missy's friend's name is Debbie. We are both crack'n up over here. We are sooooooo going to do it again Wednesday night when I get off of work cuz then I am off Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Debbie drives home Saturday back to Florida. You guys are just lucky I didn't drunk call you last night like I did a few of my friends. But who knows, you might be one of the lucky ones Wednesday, Thursday, or yes even Friday night. BTW Jamie, you are going to get me in trouble on here yet again with my "special books". I am sick and tired of bailing you out on here you know! LOL! I am just kidding you know, I will always be "my boys" wingman on here! Tracy, hop on your bike and get your scrawny butt over here and I will introduce you to my good buddy "The Captain"!

07/16/09 01:00 PM

#887

Jamie Gartman

Happy birthday to Scott Holt who is in Iraq right now. Thank you and God bless you, Scott. Stay safe.

Also, happy birthday to the funniest man on the planet, Will Ferrell. In honor of that, what is your favorite Will Ferrell character? Either SNL or movie.

07/16/09 01:06 PM

#888

Jamie Gartman

BTW, how'd it go last night, Missy? I went ahead and turned my phone off. Didn't want to run the risk of being drunk called at 3am. :)

07/16/09 02:27 PM

#889

Missy Ketchum (Warren)

My favorite Will Ferrell "skit" was the famous "Cow Bell" with Christopher Walken in it. That was GREAT! I did love him in Step Brothers and Talledaga Nights. "boats & hoes, boats & hoes, I gotta get me my boats & hoes" Thats my ring tone for Jody on my phone. LOL! Last night went GREAT! Debbie and I drank an entire bottle of Crown Royal and watched the entire 1st season of True Blood. I LOVE that show! I did do a little bit of drunk calling people last night. One of my friends got a call from me at 3 this morning, she ended up missing work today cuz I called her and she could not go back to sleep. OOOPS!

07/16/09 04:20 PM

#890

David Fort

Note to self, remove phone number from profile.

Jamie, I like the set up for the Missy and friend scenario. Very likely. Good work. Poor cat.

Frank the Tank is a good one, but I would have a hard time choosing between that and Ricky Bobby. As the sayings go, ignorance is bliss and money makes the world go round, Ricky Bobby is sittin' pretty.

07/16/09 05:29 PM	#891
Missy Ketchum (Warren) David, come on, where is your sense of adventure??!! Take a chance, leave your number up on your profile! LOL!

07/16/09 05:39 PM

#892

Jamie Gartman

Ricky Bobby is great, but Ron Burgundy is genius. Gotta go with that. Honorable mention goes to Chet, in Wedding Crashers. "Ma, the meatloaf!"

Love the Cowbell skit. His Alex Trebek is also hilarious. The give and take between him and Sean Connery is priceless.

Here's something pretty funny too. It's the first of 5 parts.

07/16/09 05:53 PM

#893

Tracy Epperson (Waller)

OMG, today is Will Ferrell's birthday? And I didn't buy him anything! Geez, I'm a lousy stalker.

I don't think I can pick a favorite character... I quote Ricky Bobby a lot. I just watched "Blades of Glory" this weekend (again), so that's one that comes to mind. And I'm a big goob, so I loved "Elf".

Missy, you can drunk-dial me (again) if you want. (I might just drunk-answer!)

07/16/09 06:05 PM	#894
Missy Ketchum (Warren) Tracy, its good to know I am allowed to drunk dial you anytime. Now if that is not true friendship I don't know what is! LOL! Love ya girl! MWAH!

07/16/09 06:41 PM	#895
Tracy Epperson (Waller) love ya back darlin'!

07/20/09 03:18 PM

#896

Jamie Gartman

Good news. I ran into Kim Croft at Baptist Hospital on Friday and she gave a positive report on her daughter. Said she should start physical therapy this week. She's not able to talk yet but does communicate with hand signs and whatnot. Kim seemed to be in exceptionally high spirits, all things considered, and said she hopes to make at least one night of the reunion.

I know she appreciates everyone's thoughts and prayers. She said they have seen "miracles daily".

07/20/09 09:40 PM	#897
Linda Fowler (Braun) Thanks for the update Jamie.

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