Thomas Mullen

Emily, Charlie Anne, Breezy

Yes

Looking back on our reunions. At the 10th I thought, 'Holy crap, why are so many of us still trying so hard to impress each other, when will we grow out of this?' At the 15th I thought, 'Holy crap, how come there are so few of us here - everybody's missing out on a really good time!' At the 20th: 'Holy crap, why aren't we having a 20th?' At the 25th: 'Holy crap, everybody looks so good and why does my head hurt?' At the 30th: 'Holy crap, we should have called it quits after Rehan's party! It was too good to top.'

Freshman opens with Raemaker quelling the assembly with "never is a long time (I wonder if that ever worked?). Tom Duggan being forced to push a spit wad up to the front of the room with his nose by Denny Tenure after telling the coach to fuck off. At football practice Tim Cronin assessing the rest of us as pussies and telling, I think Ward, that he could kick anybody's ass there. Krommenhoek replied in confidence to me that he could "lick any asshole in the place." Sophomore year hanging with the north-siders after being abandoned by Krommenhoek for... a girl! Junior year noticing my female classmates busting (literally) out of those blue blouses - thank you, thank you (and I seemed like such a nice boy). Senior year realizing that it was never going to get better than Junior year so I was counting down the days. Also, my first date (Senior Prom) with my one true love.