School Story:
Hopefully the statute of limitations has expired but I'd better check with a lawyer before I admit to anything REALLY interesting.....
I remember:
-Mr. Keck telling us that the space shuttle had blown up during choir class
-Going to "victory dances" even when there was no victory (?)
-Listening to someone's boom box play "Walk Like an Egyptian" over and over and over on the bus while on a drama trip to Cedar City
-Feeling pain in the back of my leg as I sat down in Mr. Backman's class, then standing up & finding my pencil stuck in my leg (ANYTHING to get out of Algebra 2!)
-Mr. Francom's lack of sympathy for sophomores
-My friends (who will remain nameless) taping a banana under Mrs. Berry's desk and watching her discover it after weeks of an odd smell & brown goo dripping on the floor
-Painting "The Rock" to look like Darren's face to advertise "The Imaginary Invalid" play
-Going to Payson, Tooele, Cedar City, Provo, Santaquin, okay basically all over Utah to chase guys with my friends
-Flunking Mr. Anderson's genetics class because I sluffed class everyday to go home & watch TV
-Eating double cheeseburgers at McDonald's with Michael Johnson
-Laughing so hard in Senior Hall during lunch that the Sunkist Soda I was drinking came out my nose
-Toilet papering Darren Poulsen's backyard, getting caught by his dad, jumping over the fence to escape identification and landing on the neighbor's dog (yelp!)
-Going to Girl's State & drama competitions
-Writing the senior predictions for the school newspaper
-Eating a bag of peanut M&Ms every day in Bro. McClain's seminary class
-Going to school every day to be with my friends; wasn't quite so concerned with learning at the time
