Claire Hanlon Hanlon

"I've been everywhere, man!" JK I'm really not that well traveled, I worked as a travel agent for a time, so I traveled the world vicariously through others like a big loser haha

I've sought and received so much psychotherapy over these past three decades, I think I might be edging really close to starting to know myself, which is probably my ultimate lifetime goal. If there was a "Most Likely to be Involuntarily Held in Psych Hospitals" (yes, plural. p.s. please don't judge me) category for our graduating class, that may have been slightly more accurate for me, in addition to being considered "Most Humorous" and "Most Talented" which I hold so near and dear to my heart for all time, and thank you all so much for your love and encouragement.
From 1998 til indeed today, I tried and worked so hard to get somewhere, but without any support or encouragement from my mom and dad, it was really hard, even close to impossible. I think most people who "make it" in the entertainment industry have achieved their dreams as a team, and that team is comprised of parents/immediate caretakers who are just as committed and invested ( if not more) as their child is to attaining those lofty goals. I don't blame anyone, really. My life has probably gone exactly the way it was supposed to go. I still have drive and true grit and determination, and my definition of what true success looks and feels like has really transformed.

Did y'all know I am the subject of a viral series of videos? imho, it's art. And it's so "me". So what if I'm portrayed as a criminally insane person in the heart of darkness of psychosis, they don't know me! Besides, I always wanted to be tiktok famous! Teeheehee

I'm embracing this Villian Era I'm experiencing. It feels so right.

Namaste, MFers!!! JK

I truly love all y'all so much, everyone in the entire class. I miss you, you better believe it. I remember all of you so clearly and think of you all the time and hold you in my heart infinitely ; especially (but not at all exclusively) Daniel Spector and Melanie Turgeon Zimmerman holla! BFF energy! I forever remain your humble servant just like Alexander Hamilton JK

I feel like our class was treated with general contempt and mistrust by the Administrators, when truly we were chill af and we didn't have an elitist, snobbish, bullying vibe at all! If you feel very differently I get it. I'm here for you if you want someone to talk to. My phone number is (218) 491-5319 call me up I love phone calls! My address is 2942 W Royal Ln Apt 3154 Irving TX 75063 if you want to send letters (or gifts of precious jewels and long stemmed roses and fine champagne I love those! haha)
Ever since the horrors of Columbine in 1999, all these crazy asses wanna shoot up schools. It's almost like all of the folks that were lucky enough to have been born before 1981 were the last of generations upon generations that didn't have to fear for their life at an effing school. I remember bomb threats ("Gallagher is in the building!!" over the PA. Remember?! haha) that didn't amount to hill of beans, but seriously. We did that. We held it together with Love and Respect. We really did and we can feel proud about that. How sad is it that I'm saying we can feel proud that none of us ever riddled any classmates full of lead whilst matriculating Plant High? omg low standards, much? This shit is truly psychotic. I look to this psychotic, shame-based culture we've all been woven into by default simply by being born on US soil, which is not truly "US" soil but that's a topic for when we all congregate and have a meeting of minds and hearts to deconstruct and reconstruct a world where truth and justice actually prevail. You know, for the children. But really, truly for the children whom the late great Whitney Houston posited she believed, "are our future"......

I love how cannabis is so widely accepted now, although I do sincerely regret indulging before my brain had reached full maturity. I got stoned like a shaman in the wilderness on the regular what was I thinking??? I'm sorry if I bothered you with my outrageous, rebellious, trail-blazer self! Like the late great Artist FKA Prince wrote, "I'm over 30, I don't smoke weed." How ironic and funny that I, an unabashed reveler and advocate for cannabis consumption by persons of full brain-age maturity (25 years, in case you were wondering), have grown out of that phase of my life just as society's pretty much cool with it everywhere (except Godforsaken Tejas, of course, where I currently reside catch up, Tejas!!) I always was ahead of the curve socially, I will say that. I hope I didn't bother anybody, for real.

"Funny Cuz It's True Story": At our graduation ceremony, our Vice Principal did me so bogus by announcing my name as, "Elizabeth Claire Hanlon". Allow me to set the record straight here and now: my first name was, is, and until I rename myself will always be Claire (it's a phat girls name JK). My middle name is Elizabeth, don't think I fooled you and went by a more unique name just to stand out! My cousin named me Claire, GD it!!! haha

Thank You for reading. I appreciate you. And I really mean it: I'm here for you, At Your Service.