JACK SMITH

Yes

I was born with the gift of laughter and the certainty that the world is mad.

I have learned many things over the years:
1. Girls do not have cooties.
2. I do not care for work, but am enough of a realist to know I have to earn a living by doing a good job.
3. I have only dated smart women, which is why none of them would marry me.
4. I am comfortable enough with who I am and what I do that I really don't care what anyone else thinks of me.
5. There is no such thing as a free lunch.
6. It has taken a long time to develope the level of immaturity and irresponsibility that I have achieved.
7. I'm not very religious, but the Golden Rule is a great standard to live by.
8. I've seen too much Monty Python and read too many Mad magazines to ever return to "normal behavior".
9. I should mention that I belong to some Star Wars costuming groups as it will help explain the photo I posted.

Finding the "dead body" that Mark Jacobs left in the auditorium hallway my senior year.

When dissecting cow eyes, do not squeeze the eyeball. And keep your mouth shut. An observation only, not a personal experience.

To this day I have still never figured out why Skrobel and Givens never kicked Mark Pope out of their classroom.

Puberty and mini-skirts. Now there was an interesting combination.