Favorite school story
One day during my senior year, I decided that I wasn't going to school that day. I disguised my voice as good as I could and pretended to be my dad. "My son won't be at school today", I told the goofball freshman that answered, "He's burnin up and can't keep nothin down". A few minutes later the school called my dad's work phone to confirm that I really was sick and wasn't trying to pull a "Ferris Bueller". (My dad was self employed and his business phone was in my living room!) "Yes I just called you, he's sick". Since my butt was now covered, I proceeded to drive to school to see if there was anyone running late that day. Ofcourse there was... Steve Byrne!! 20 minutes later we were teeing it up at Mohawk Golf course while my classmates were listening to Mr. Shannon talk about how great his ranch was!! What a day.