School Story:
Several delinquents that I know (I won't name any names to protect the guilty) decided it would be funny to wire the 7th and 8th grader lockers shut; thinking that it would cause mass confusion in the morning - and possibly causing school to be canceled (one could only hope). Unfortunately, the janitorial staff was more observant than they'd accounted for and the plan was uncovered and they cut the wires in time for the beginning of school...which started on time with no mass confusion.
