Reasons YOU SHOULD GO to Our High School Reunion:

• There’s at least one person that will break out old dance moves like The Running Man, The Hammer or The Moon Walk. You’ll find both nostalgic and comedic value in this display.
• The main attraction of our reunion is the people.
• It’s always fun to see who still has subwoofer bass and chrome rims on their cars at almost 40 years old.
• This is the one time in your life that it’s perfectly acceptable (and probably safe) to bend the truth in your favor. For one night, it gives you a chance to dust off your acting skills as you get to pretend that you actually became the professional baseball playing, millionaire, life-saving doctor, and spy that you always wanted to be.

• There will be someone there who still has a perm.

• You might not have lost the 20 pounds you had as a goal and you may still be driving the same old car but you can check off going to your high school reunion and that, if nothing else is an achievement.
• You can finally be proud that you’re still single, since half in attendance will be at least once divorced and likely hoping to rekindle an old flame. 
• If you don’t show up we’ll assume you still have a mullet.
• Because all the former nerds are now a great catch!
• Because you’re dying for an excuse to come back to West Palm.
• Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name.
• If you don’t attend, you will be talked about. People will have to imagine reasons for your absence. "I heard they overdid his hair transplant and he looks like Don King" or "I heard she got so much Botox, she can’t laugh, cry, blink or stop smiling."
• Moms - You get to show off how well you bounced back after childbirth and can take part in the unofficial “Worst C-Section Scar” contest in the ladies room. “You call that a scar? Did you even need anesthesia for that? You want to see a scar, take a look at this!”

• Someone that was very popular back then will inevitably drink too much and cry hysterically about something that no one else remembers.

• To see how many guys are wearing fake hair pieces.
• So you can stop lurking on everyone's profile and stalk them in real life instead.
• To relive the glory days of 1990: we were younger, thinner, better looking, and worry-free!
• You’ll laugh, cry and reminisce with some of your oldest friends.
• You don’t have to lie about your age.
• You’ll feel better realizing you are not the only one who has been married, divorced, married, divorced and is still looking.
• You’ll have a chance to make those alumni feel fully appreciated for finally showing up to one of our reunions.
• Rekindle or begin new relationships.
• Bad experiences in high school? Don’t fret about it.  You’ll most likely laugh about it now.

• Enjoy some time away from the kids (or grandkids).

• Use the reunion as an opportunity to diet and shape up.
• Studies have shown that those who were initially hesitant about attending their reunions discover it was the event they wouldn’t have missed!
• Humor the committee; they usually are a bunch of deluded diehards who think EVERYONE should show up to appreciate all their efforts.
• The most important reason to attend reunion is to get us to stop emailing you!!! After all, you probably didn’t like us back then and we haven’t changed much.