Phred Gertch

Profile Updated: October 7, 2009

Where in Westford did you hang out?	Pat McGroyen. She's known for being crotchety.

Who is your hero or one person you admire the most?	Gertch-ricca, I live in a double wide dumpster, NU Equatorial Guinea

Any words of wisdom you wish to share with us?	I had a grandchildren, but with the latest paternity suit, it's now 1,001.

Tell us your favorite city to which you have traveled.

First, I was doing 10-15 for felony kidnapping of Kimball Farm's Cow. I've been out on parole-on the run since.

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If you had to pick one, who was your favorite teacher at Westford Academy

When I missed the spectator bus ride back from an away chess tournament and I had to walk back. I think I lost my slide rule on that trip too.

Being busted for cruelty to animals when I left a half eaten school hot lunch outside and it killed three squirrels and a bald eagle.

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