You grew up in Wheeling if.... 

 You know if other West Virginians are from southern or northern West Virginia as soon as they open their mouths. 

 You measure distance in minutes. 

 You know how to navigate both "Chicken Neck" and "Suicide" Hills. 

 You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where you at?" 

 You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. 

 The local paper covered national and international headlines on one page but required six pages for high school sports. 

 You know where the park is... 

 ..and you've driven by to see people golfing in the snow there. 

 You know the subtle differences among Dicarlo's pizza... downtown, in the Grove, in Wellsburg, and in Warwood. 

 You speak to a group by saying, "Yuns". 

 It's warsh not wash... 

 It's crick not creek... 

 It's buggy not cart... 

 It's pop not soda...

You know there is a difference between Elm Grove and Woodsdale.

 

 You look forward to seeing Moon Dog in the Christmas Parade on his bicycle.

You know that a West Wheeling does exist and it's in Ohio.

You’ve heard of a Steak Fry and know that you don’t actually “fry” your steak. 

 You call the local supermarket "Krogers" even though it is really called "Kroger". 

You've even waited in line for more than ten minutes for a fish sandwich made with Wonder Bread.

 You refer to Washington, Pennsylvania as "Little Washington." 

 You've even played golf on a course where you need a ski lift to get from the tee to the green.

 Your college roommate field dressed his buck outside your dorm window (West Liberty attendees only). 

 You’ve ever eaten a Giovanni sandwich.

You've known how to play Euchre since you were old enough to count to ten.

Your Euchre skills improve in direct proportion to the number of beers you drink.  

 When traveling, you've even told people you're from Pittsburgh just to avoid embarrassment.

 You've ever ordered French Fries with gravy.