I can always remember being able to SMOOZE "Dan the Man", the parking lot security guard/ campus policeman. He was always so gullable and would believe anything you said. It was sooooo easy to skip school at Etowah!
However, I feel sorry for the kids that go there now. The place looks like a penitentiary with all the fences and gates!!! "I DO BELIEVE THEY FIGURED IT OUT (the skipping thing)AFTER WE GRADUATED!!" Now their like, "I'LL BE DAMNED!" hahahaha--