1970's Memory Lane

I always wondered what the words to this song were.....



I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he's 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. 

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her. The teenager kept looking and would 
find my dad staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, 
she sarcastically asked:
“What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”  
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid …………

“Got stoned once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my daughter?"



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