Jason Campbell

Spent 8 years in Vermillion, SD, and, despite all the screwing around, got 2 degrees. Got a job in Britton, SD, where I met my beautiful wife and had 2 beautiful girls over the course of 11 years. Moved to Lead, SD, where we got new jobs and had one more beautiful girl. In essence, God has surrounded me by estrogen to teach me some much needed perspective.

** I added a newspaper clip from 4th grade. **

World of Music Festival in Minneapolis. Albrecht brought booze in sort-of emptied shampoo and conditioner bottles. Janish comes to ask if we've heard anything about anyone sneaking booze for the trip. We say "no," while inadvertently blowing soap bubbles. Janish says, "OK, but keep a lookout." We say "yep," while still inadvertently blowing soap bubbles. I was sure we were going to get expelled...