Have You Grown Up ?

Have You Grown Up ?

25 Signs You Have Grown Up

Do the Signs apply to You ???? true or false ?

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* Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

True

False

* Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

True

False

* You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

True

False

* 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

True

False

* You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

True

False

* You watch the Weather Channel.

True

False

* Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

True

False

* You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

True

False

* Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

True

False

10)

* You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.

True

False

11)

* Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

True

False

12)

* You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

True

False

13)

* Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

True

False

14)

* You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

True

False

15)

* Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

True

False

16)

* You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

True

False

17)

* Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

True

False

18)

* Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

True

False

19)

* You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

True

False

20)

* A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

True

False

21)

* You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

True

False

22)

* "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

True

False

23)

* 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

True

False

24)

* You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

True

False

25)

* You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.

True

False