Quotable Quotes

In our senior yearbook it's recorded that classmates offered the following insights:

 

What do you daydream about when you pretend to be paying attention?

"Most definitely ANYTHING pertaining to Jared and myself!" -- Shelley Bagley

"Potatoes and Lemons" -- Chelsea Thompson

"Las Vegas, Pearl Jam concert and missionaries" -- Kristi Randall

"Playing for the San Diego Chargers" -- Mike Kerr

"Lunch" --Christian Ploetz

"Rodeos and women in tight Wrangler jeans" -- Boyd Hatch

"Those many tall, dark and foreign guys in Germany" --Jessica Christopher

 

Don't you feel stupid when...

"When you tell a joke in class and you're the only laughing" --Leslie Granger

"When a freshman kisses you and you like it" --Spencer Miller

 

What makes you proud to be a Redman?

"Our winning football team" -- Ann Tangard

"That our school is getting more school pride" -- Mindy Hicks

"All the awesome and totally cool people to hang out with" -- Jason Combs

"Knowing that I contribute to school pride and spirit by playing softball" -- Katey Lamoreaux

"What's a Redman?!" -- Keith Stein

"All the school spirit we show" -- Suzette Goulding

"Because I'm outta here" -- Daniel Miles

 

It never fails...

"Your changing for the play in the girls dressing room, with only your undergarments on and John Marriott accidentally walks in" -- Shawna Graham

"That when you get a new shirt and you wear it for the first time, you notice someone of the opposite sex wearing it also" --Sheree Molyneux

 

How do you escape from the hall monitors during an assembly?

"Tell them you have a college class" --Jason Miner

"Tell them you'll take them to Taco Bell to get a chicken burrito with no sauce, they usually accept especially if you're bald" --Joseph Evans

"Slide on your knees to them and say 'Mommy" -- Nathan Reed

What is the best way to get your teacher sidetracked?

"Compliment him/her" --Neela Morrty

"Do something to annoy them" --Haily Bratton

"Argue with him or her" --Chris Ploetz

 

Don't you hate it when...

"You're talking about a teacher that you hate to a kid and they say that's my mom/dad" --Casey Weidner

"You're flirting with a girl and your voice goes high" --Mike Brown

"Your teacher asks you a question while you are daydreaming and you have to ask them to repeat if for you" --Janey Rowberry

"You have short hair and a fortune teller thinks you are a boy, even when she knows your name" --Sheree Molyneux

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 



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