¨     I, Dean Abbott, will a couple of inches to Lonnie Bennett.

¨     I, Ted Anthony, will Mrs. Cole to Mr. Avery.

¨     I, Kevin Asbury, will all my F’s to Mrs. Abbott.

¨     I, Ann Aughe, will 500,000 erasing bags to Mr. Oberg.

¨     I, Bruce Ayers, will my body to Jane Graham.

¨     I, Patty Bade, will my one and only D to Mr. Weinstein.

¨     I, Liz Bariola, will the story about his dad to John Karajanis.

¨     I, Jeff Barnes, will normality to Brett Hoem.

¨     I, Lonnie Bennett, will anything in my gym locker to anyone who can stand to get near it.

¨     I, Brian Bohl, will all my salutes to Mrs. Lynch.

¨     I, Nancy Brahmsteadts, will all my knowledge of unclogging a sink to Mr. Enos.

¨     I, Doug Brooks, will my crusty gym socks to Greg Hortado.

¨     I, Lorie Brown, will Troy Spielman all my visits to Mr. Avery.

¨     I, Cheryl Buchanan, will all my bad social studies grades to Mr. Mauck.

¨     I, Chris Carney, will all my homework and debts to Ramona Eichorn.

¨     I, Kurt Cartey, will my locker and lock to a great 8th grader.

¨     I Jill Ciria, will a can of shaving cream to Lee Ann Schutt.

¨     I, Brent Clark, will a big long kiss to Renee Pouliot.

¨     I, Scott Crader, will three tons of Russian- Peanut Shells to Mrs. Sprague.

¨     I, Mike Cartwright, will my attention to Mr. Oberg.

¨     I, Mike Chancellor, will all my classes to Robert Rogers.

¨     I, Lance Conner, will my dirty gym clothes to Mike Brown.

¨     I, Debbie Cress, will my 100 hickeys to Jeff Carter.  

¨     I, Danelle Crain, will my pencils to all the upcoming 9th graders.

¨     I, Bobbi Cronberg, will all my flirting I never to caught doing to Mrs. Chappell and Miss Plemel.

¨     I, John Davis, will my locker to the Carey Museum for later reference of what the 79-80 9^th graders were like.

¨     I Richard Choi, will the Infamous Australian-Scandinavian Salute Squad Official Procedure Booklet to Mrs. Lynch.

¨     I, Lynn Donovan, will all my excuses for being late to Linda Esquibel

¨     I, Joy Dowdy, will a tube of Chap Stick and a comb to Shaun Steele.

¨     I, David Duncan, Will my thanks to all my teachers.

¨     I, Mike Dunigan, will my running ability to Shane Alm.

¨     I, Ramona Eichorn, will my little brother to Mr. Roybal.

¨     I, David Erickson, will a mouth gag to Mrs. Guidry.

¨     I, Tina Fenton, will myself to Steve Atwell.

¨     I, Mark Flath, will all the work I never did to Mrs. Patton.

¨     I, Shaun Finch, will my math grade to Linda Helving.

¨     I, Kathy Force, will Kathy Logan’s and my passes to Mr. Avery to do with whatever he wants.

¨     I, Chris Fox, will Mrs. Schaeffer a muzzle so next year’s class won’t have to listen to her stories.

¨     I, Larry Futa, will my modesty to Mike Seibel.

¨     I, Holly Gapter, will more excellent years to come to the F.M.S Pals.

¨     I, Mike Ghelber, will a pair of brass knuckles to Shad Adams.

¨     I, Dave Gleason, will a bottle of scope to Mr. Palmer.

¨     I, Sandy Goodman, will my great grades in English to my brother, Ronnie.

¨     I, Sally Graham, will my Smurf collection to Donnie Meyer.

¨     I, Alan Gray, will Mrs. Lynch to Don Stang.

¨     I, Connie Greet, will all my bad grades and bad luck to my little sister Rita.

¨     I, Matt Haak will my deodorant to Walter Schoene.

¨     I, Vicki Halter, will my dirty socks to Mr. Vaughn.

¨     I, Lisa Hardinger, will my corner desk in the front of Mr. Henry’s room to Shelly Lane.

¨     I, Melanie Harper, will all my love to Bill Hungate.

¨     I, Michelle Heap, will all my tardies to Mrs. Werkel.

¨     I, Cynthia Henning, will my height to Miss Plemel.

¨     I, Harold Heller, will my last can of Copenhagen to Gary Reardon.

¨     I, Linda Helving, will my science grade to Shaun Finch.

¨     I, Debbie Hexen, will my screwed-up cycle to Cindy Blair.

¨     I, Davve Holmquist, will a Rush album to Mr. Dillow so that he can play it during class.

¨     I, Kelly Holtdorf, will all my bad Spanish grades to next year’s Spanish students.

¨     I, Sandy Horst, will all the rotten lunches to my sister Susie.

¨     I, Duty Horton, will all the “extra” discussion form Ketchum’s class to Mr. Weinstein.

¨     I, Chris Hout, will my wipeout skiing to Mr. Wilson.

¨     I, Bill Hungate, will my body to Dave Gleason.

¨     I, Kathleen Hyde, will my shortness to all the tall people.

¨     I, Lisa Jackson, will all my 9^th grade good times to Paula Fosdick.

¨     I, Peggy James, will on hour of no laughing to Mr. Mauck.

¨     I, Mike Johnson, will a zip-key to J. K.

¨     I, Paula Jones, will sheets to Sharon Bennett.

¨     I, Don Jordan, will all my clean-up duty to Mr. Mauk.

¨     I, John Karajanis, will my PE locker to the 8^th grade athletes

¨     I, Bradd Keadle, will my lockless gym lock to a helpless 8^th grader.

¨     I, Kristi Kelley, will a case of beer to Mr. Ketchum.

¨     I, Sharon Kennedy, will all my howdy doody’s to Mrs. Schaeffer.

¨     I, Keri Kenyon, will my medium sized nose to Mr. Wilson.

¨     I, Alice King, will on free trip to California to Sandy, Kathy and Leslie.

¨     I, Chris King, will my ability to flirt to Tana Garvin.

¨     I, Toni Kinney, will a new memory to Mrs. Burnside.

¨     I, Leslie Laher, will one hour of quiet to Mr. Mauck.

¨     I, Pam Land, will all the Twinkies you’ll ever need to Stephanie Wold.

¨     I, Lynn Lamm, will my left hook to Tana Garvin.

¨     I, Donna Larsen, will a clean comb to Craig Myers.

¨     I, Marg Latta, will Mrs. Hardy to some unfortunate students.

¨     I, Delinda Mata will my love to Johnny Gurule.

¨     I, John McCann, will all my stupid jokes to Scott Richardson.

¨     I, Kelly McKinney, will Karen Lewis to Mr. Leonard.

¨     I, Lisa McKinnon, will a fantastic sophomore year to the “F.M.S”.

¨     I, Michelle McLaughlin, will my love to Dusty Horton.

¨     I, Linda Morris, will all my schoolbooks to Dawn Wilde.

¨     I, Rob Mossey, will my sexy leg to all the girls at Carey.

¨     I, Cindy Muter, will my big mouth to Mr. Henry.

¨     I, Dana Myers, will all spiders to Sally Graham.

¨     I, Pam Nath, will all my chewed up gum to Mrs. Sprague.

¨     I, Pat O’Brien, will some height to Kevin Detrick.

¨     I, Leslie O’Hashi, will my expert shot-put techniques (Ha! Ha!) to Mrs. Deranger.

¨     I, Jimmy Orr, will my bird to Mrs. Sprague.

¨     I, Robert Packwood, will a dictionary to Mrs. Cole.

¨     I, Mark Padilla, will my body to Anne Kivioya.

¨     I, Melina Patrick, will my bad luck, my bad times, and my bad grades to Mr. Avery.

¨     I, Sonia Peterson, will all of my notes to Mr. Mauck.

¨     I, Renee Pouliot, will 5,000 more “giggle fits” and my body to Mr. Dimick and Brent Clark.

¨     I, Richard Remsberg, will my incredible sex appeal to Julie Lisek, Robyn Cockran and Rhonda Thomspon.

¨     I, Scott Richardson, will all my stupid stores to Mrs. Schaeffer.

¨     I, Ramona Rogers, will 10,000 fire extinguishers for next year’s pyromaniacs to Mr. Dillow.

¨     I, Chris Roth, will my big mouth to all future cheerleaders.

¨     I, Julie Russell, will many good times to the F.M.S Pals.

¨     I, Dianne Sallee, will all my oranges to Lee Ann, Sonia and Jennifer.

¨     I, Brenda Samuels, will Sandy Molina to Mr. Avery.

¨     I, LeeAnn Schutt, will a bucket to Sonia Peterson.

¨     I, Rhonda Sexton, will all my love to Jim Tucker.

¨     I, Scott Shanks, will my good English grammar to Mrs. Strohman.

¨     I, Betty Silva, will all my good grades to Cindy Silva.

¨     I, Shawn Simpson, will black baseball shirt to Mark Rasmussen

¨     I, Bill Smith, will a Trac II shaver to Mr. Mauck.

¨     I, Pat Smith, will my body to Wendy Volk.

¨     I, Mickey Sollner, will all my love to Kelly Horton.

¨     I, Donella Solomon, will my good luck in 7^th hour, Act III to my sister.

¨     I, Shaun Steel, will a new laugh to Sherry and Becky.

¨     I, Jackie Stephens, will the fun of junior high to Doug Stephens.

¨     I, Lori Stoll, will Mike Ghelber to Dawn Stoll.

¨     I, Tina Strauser, will by brains to Lisa Daney.

¨     I, Laura Swan, will all my coordination to Miss Dice.

¨     I, Rick Swann, will my body to all the good-looking girls at Carey.

¨     I, Sandy Thompson will all my talk marks to Mrs. Strohman.

¨     I, Julie Thyarks, will my seat in the office to Debi Wiant.

¨     I, Danette Torres, will all my weirdness to Joe Farris.

¨     I, Stephanie Troyer, will a hydrogen bomb in a red-hot test tube to Mr. Dillow’s record player.

¨     I, Jim Tucker, will my ways with the tardies to Garth Wilson.

¨     I, Wendy Volk, will a pair of incredible Hulk Underoos to Pat Smith.

¨     I, Leigh Vosler, will my Spanish grades to Beth V.

¨     I, Mike Welch, will latola Cumaine to Mrs. Patton.

¨     I, Lisa Westedahl, will all my knowledge of unclogging a sink to Mr. Enos.

¨     I, Laura Whalen, will my phone number (635-xxxx) to Marty Roberts.

¨     I, Robert Whyte, will all three geometry tests I passed to Mr. Vaughn.

¨     I, Dawn Wilde, will the three science papers I turned in on time to Mrs. Patton.

¨     I, Kathy Williams, will Mr. Henry to some unfortunate student.

¨     I, Kim Whited, will my algebra grades to Mrs. Anderson.

¨     I, Stephanie Wold, will a canary to Mrs. Sprague.

¨     I, Alan Zimmerman, will all my last year’s math papers to Mr. Weinstein.