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Jacob Fishman
Ellen: Didn't Mr. Haas wear a bowtie every day in "physics" class? Didn't he have one of those plastic pocket protectors that contained a pen and a pencil? I know that he carried a briefcase, but it always seemed to be empty. Do you think that he ever thought that the phrase "inclined plane" was internally inconsistent, just like the phrases "good sh-t" and "decent sh-t"? At some point in my existance to date, someone told me that I should take a "physic" (singular, not plural), I think to clean out my digestive tract. I have thought alot about this over the years, and have never been able to harmonize these two seemingly inconsistent concepts that used the same descriptive word: "physic vs physics". Maybe that's why the class, the subject matter, Mr. Haas, his bowtie, his empty briefcase, and his pocket protector repeatedly triggered the "laugh" quadrant in our then developing brains.
And, why did they call it "High" School?
Between possibe dates, locations, transportation, housing, food and beverage menus, length of spoons, glassware, devil dog flavors, cookie sizes and icing orientation, Bob Muller's report, and facualty matters, we all have a lot to think about.
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