Henry D Sheldon High School
William Maris Maris
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Posted on: Jan 27, 2018 at 9:50 AM
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Posted on: Aug 15, 2017 at 7:10 AM
STATUE – (The one in the web header…)
Mr. Flynn closed his office door, walked behind his desk, and said “Bill, what do you know about the statue you found at the University?”
Sheeesh! For the umpteenth time I was (deservedly) under the interrogation lamp.
“Uh, it’s an abstract person.” I was guessing, but Flynn had my gears spinning as other possibilities came to mind.
“Are you sure about that?”
“I asked my brother who’s in the same building as the Art School.” I didn’t say exactly What I had asked my brother, but with 800? pounds of concrete firmly planted in front of the school, what was a guy going to do?
Flynn eyed me “Does it has something to do with an Embrace?” He was not smiling. I was trying not to.
“No. It’s just a person.” Now my gears were on over-load. Sure, I’d broken just about every rule they’d laid down, including coming down the rescue rope from the ceiling above the stage and lacerating a finger in the process, not to mention being accused of stealing an expensive electronic flash from South Eugene…. But, a statue in an “Embrace”? Come on, Wayne.
It was the ultimate irony. The one time I thought I was not going out of bounds, here was Mr. Flynn putting ideas in my head. Yet, he knew, as well as a few (nameless) others did, that getting that statue out of the ground was going to be, er, difficult… And expensive.
It’s fuzzy now, but I still remember talking someone into donating (the U would say disposing of) the statue, then talking someone else (Pape Bros.?) into donating a forklift and driver, and someone else into a good sized flatbed truck. The load (barely) cleared the cross beam on the Ferry Street Bridge. But, luckily the forklift could only put the darn thing on the front left corner of the truck bed, providing a precarious out of balance tilt so the statue could complete its journey. Mr. Flynn, at the wheel of the rig, must have been white knuckled as the fork lift, and my counterparts in crime followed him ever so slowly up Coburg Road.
Did I say removal would be difficult? Yeah, I think so. My main concern was someone putting a rope around the thing, tying the rope to a truck axle, and pulling it over. Nice. So I decided to get even. I’m pretty sure we used a post hole digger and some old re-bar to put “legs” on the pre-laid foundation so that if the statue went down it’d take a bunch of grass and a truck axle along with it. The foundation is below ground level, and so is the real base of the statue. Maybe.
I’m going to bet the Mr. Flynn called the UO Art department and got the Real story, but he never told me. I’m also going to bet that the Real story was shared among those in our class who later frequented the sanctum sanctorum of the Faculty Lounge.
Me? On this topic the gears have not stopped spinning. Maybe I’ll comment on the word “Embrace” if anyone’s interested.
Posted on: Jun 21, 2017 at 11:41 AM
Won't make the reunion... Life's not always fair, as we all now understand. But I've posted a School Story linked to the web-site banner picture, and to prove to myself that I'm not all, or maybe am, loopy, I've gone philosophical (huh?) in the Comments section for our mutual amusement and reflection. Have a great time you guys. Bill
Posted on: Jun 21, 2017 at 8:31 AM
Dear Classmates -- To those of you who sent messages earlier, I appreciate and value each and every one of them. I also continue to value and appreciate each and every classmate this foggy brain can remember. It's amazing to see that the darn statue is in the web banner. It may be an old picture. I haven't been to Eugene in many years, but it's strange to see the old thing. It's also sad to see doors on a once open and inviting courtyard. I have posted my recollection of the Statue. A word Mr. Flynn used in connection with the statue has many meanings. If I find the energy I might try to expand the statue's story a bit further along that line. Enjoy the reunion, I'll be thinking fondly of all of you, and apologies to those to whom I owe apologies for transgressions, some of which landed me in Mr. Flynn's office more than once! Cheers and Best Wishes, Bill
Posted on: Mar 31, 2017 at 1:33 AM