SHANA GRIFFIN

Berry

Patrick Henry

Cheryl KNott, Cheryl Gersch, Mark Robertson, Julian Trevino, Henry Tracy, Steve Chapman, Joe Scarborough, Benny Hughes, Elaine Green, Peter George

I'm still alive and have a good job.

Pinkie Strom

Shirley MacClaine, Garrison Keillor, Kitirik, Kathy Whitmire, Pete Hamill, Rick Perry, Bishop McCarthy

Kitirik and that damned clown Nod - I was five

Read read read, cook, bicycle, talk to my friends

My sister Pinkie, who is a two-time breast cancer survivor, my three current pussers - Lucky Eddie, Zippy, and Monte. They sleep with me even if I haven't shaved my legs and never leave the commode seat up.

I've been married and divorced twice, I've seen fire and I've seen rain, I'd had a LOT of fun and I'm not through yet, humor makes Life much easier, God makes it all possible, I still have more hair and more hats than I have money, I'm still standing, and I will die in a pair of red stilletoes.