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Brian Stamler
Just read this in a local circular thought it was fun...............
Have you ever been quilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old.
Well, you'll love this one..........
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma, which had his full name,
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30 odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way to old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I ask him if he had attended Morgan Park High school. Yes, Yes I did, he gleamed with pride, When did you graduate, I asked? He answered, In 1967, why do you ask? You were in my class, I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that old, bald, wrinkled, overweight, gray-haired man had the nerve to ask me - "WHAT DID YOU TEACH??
See ya in a couple a days
Brian
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