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05/29/08 07:32 PM #334     Brady Chapman Are you middle aged man or Buddy?

05/30/08 08:44 AM #335     Chris Wallace Let's go with PAID, but you also work what...5 days a month?! Definitely a sweet gig. Oh and Keith (aka, SHTUPPA!)...I like Pandora, but sometimes they can play some awful music. And you can decline it I know, but some of the music they would consider "similar" to what you want to hear is not even close (i.e., I want to hear Foo Fighters, and they play Asia--sweet). NBA Update: Lakers 4, Spurs 1; Lakers are Western Conference Champs, and are in their 29th Finals (I actually stayed awake for it, which I think was a first for me in this playoffs!). Good luck tonight Brendy! I really do hope it's Lakers-Celtics because the NBA needs it!

05/30/08 09:08 AM #336     Molly Hardison (Rutherford) Been out of touch for a few days, b/c I was starting to slack off at work. Glad to see the conversation hasn't drifted too far from flatulence. Last weekend, watched the Hokies softball team beat Michigan to make it to the World Series of softball for the first time! (I'm obsessed with Virginia Tech sports, I admit it) Firefighters get paid to sleep? My husband was a volunteer firefighter in PG County (Kentland--maybe you've heard of it Lee), and he NEVER slept. Of course, Leesburg is a little tamer than Landover (what a s-hole).

05/30/08 09:10 AM #337     Lee Presgrave All dat fartin screwd me up in Phillips Anglish class.

05/30/08 09:13 AM #338     Lee Presgrave Yep Kentland stays pretty busy...fighting each other in the front yard. I'm with Prince Willy, a little more busy than Loudoun.

05/30/08 09:22 AM #339     Chris Wallace (COUGH)BULLSHIT!

05/30/08 09:36 AM #340     Keith Barrack Chris.... DUN DUN DAAAAAAAA remember slo mo boxing? nnnNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!! AAARRRRGGGHHH and remember driving drunk *somebody pull over, I think Im going to puke!!* *Chris, you're driving* lol I haven't had as much bad luck with pandora, they seem to hit on the things I like. but then again, when you type in Cro-Mags, there isn't much of a fine line between punk rock and other types of music...so, dunno.

05/30/08 09:45 AM #341     Molly Hardison (Rutherford) Do y'all remember drinking at big woods? Why was that fun? And why was Paul Savopoulos always there?

05/30/08 09:53 AM #342     Keith Barrack I remember one time at Big Woods, the cops busted the place and made everyone pick up trash. Me wallace, Tom Tyler and brendhan ( I think I got the names right) had ridden with jeromee in the bronco and snuck into the comfort of the dark, tinted windowed vehicled and comfortably watched all of you pick up trash, laughing our asses off still drinking. Then, one by one, the cops allowed everyone to roll out. We watched each car pass by. Once there were about 12 cars left to start heading out, we began to wonder where the fuck jeromee was....which as it turned out, he and the keys to the car hopped a ride with someone else because he didnt want to get a DUI. So, there we were, the last car, 3 cases of beer and our splendor suddenly turned to paranoia. And then when the cops came to us, they made us pour out every last beer. And I think everyone else who picked up trash got to keep their beverages in tact >< i can't remember how we got out of there. I think we just had to sit in the car until jeromee came back like 2 hours later. I'm just glad the cops didnt have the gumption to search my jean jacket :O Paul was always there becasue David Correnti was always there....and what was a party at Big Woods without that jeep and it's sound system?

05/30/08 10:08 AM #343     Molly Hardison (Rutherford) Good point Keith. I forgot about the sound system. Walt--I think the Boone's Farm hangover is worse than Natty Light. Well maybe not worse, but at least as bad. Honestly, I never had hangovers in high school. Now, I drink one drink and I pay for it the next day. Getting old sucks.

05/30/08 10:31 AM #344     Brendhan Pelot (Pelot) Chris, I stayed up to watch the whole game too. I was kinda rooting for the Spurs cause I wanted them to stretch it to a 7 game series (for obvious reasons), but I'm happy the Lakers took the series overall. It's not like the old days (I can't stand the players hugging each other before and after the games) but for nostalgia purposes it will be great if the Celtics can do the deed and make it to the finals too, but I'm not totally convinced they have Detroit covered. We'll see. Keith I was there in J-Romeys Ram charger....do you remember when we were pouring the beers out if the cop wasn't looking we would throw them in the woods unopened and we went back later and were able to recover about 12 beers out of a total of 3 cases? That might not have been the same time as the Ram charger deal, but I distinctly remember it was me and you at big woods pouring the beer out.... :-)

05/30/08 10:33 AM #345     Molly Hardison (Rutherford) My boobs are huge right now! Just making sure everyone's awake.

05/30/08 10:44 AM #346     Keith Barrack oh yeah, i forgot we were able to salvage a few. I just remember cursing profusely with every poured beer. How did we get out of there? did we walk out or did we sit in the car waiting for j-romee? That part im pretty vague on. /me grabs molly's boobs. yep, thats pretty big

05/30/08 10:58 AM #347     Walter Yarbrough Boxes and boxes of Boone's Farm . . . that's a possibility. Unfortunately, doesn't look like it comes in boxes, and I think my kids might be too scared to steal full bottles from me . . . As for getting old - I made a comment at a lunch meeting yesterday, and one of my new leads said 'Walt, 32 isn't old', so I had to define for him the moment when he knows that he'll be old . . . 'David, a day will come when you walk into a store, minding your own business, and you'll notice a hot young 18 year old at the cash register, or a group of them shopping, or you'll hold a door for them. And they will pass you by, you'll exchange a few pleasantries, and you'll go on. A few steps away, you will realize that something was odd about the interaction. You'll think for a second and then say "My God . . . I'm invisible to 18 year old girls." That is when you will know that you are old, and trust me, that day will come for you.' Of course, there are perks - To go along with my T-shirt, I've developed an much deeper appreciation for ladies

05/30/08 12:30 PM #348     Molly Hardison (Rutherford) More on boobies...evidence that God has a sick sense of humor. I finally have boobs, but the protruding belly basically cancels out the sexiness of having such great boobs. Most men will not hit on a pregnant woman. Of course, there are exceptions. More evidence of his sense of humor...boys being horniest at age 18, women being horniest around age 30...I swear that is the explanation for all these female teachers getting into trouble. As usual, my mind is in the gutter. I need more counseling.

05/30/08 12:45 PM #349     Keith Barrack Add to Gods sick sense of humor, my shitty luck, cause I never had a class with Ms Sargent. And to all the guys that did, what an awesome sexual resume' to have *83 - devirginized my pillow, also the first time I did my own laundry *84 - Third Base with Jessicah *85 - Mary *86 - Joan *87 - Taryn *88' - banged my teacher ******

05/30/08 12:53 PM #350     Brendhan Pelot (Pelot) Keith, I think you forgot what BJ looked like....there was a reason she was hooking up with JEFF CARROL ferkeyrighstsake! :-) And I THINK we walked out of BW and got a ride, but I don't remember for sure.

05/30/08 01:16 PM #351     Molly Hardison (Rutherford) As if your penises cared what a girl or woman looked like back then. I bet you woulda done her if she'd offered Brendhan. Besides, she wasn't bad looking. She wasn't a hottie, but she was attractive. Am I right?

05/30/08 02:43 PM #352     Keith Barrack yeah right Molly, what would looks have to do with anything!?!? The point here is adding School teacher to the resume' and I just finished watching the South Park clip Walter posted earlier about Stans dad watching internet porn, I dont think I had ever seen that one, I'm so glad I work in a secluded environment, I LOL'd irl, hard. ectoplasm omfg, Im still laughing

05/30/08 03:05 PM #353     Lee Presgrave I like boobs.

05/30/08 03:17 PM #354     Chris Wallace God it's amazing how much shit I've forgotten over the years!! But that was classic....didn't we end up at my dad's or something? He lived in Big Woods.

05/30/08 03:29 PM #355     Keith Barrack I really can't remember Chris. I think pouring out 2.5 cases of beer was so traumatizing, everything after that just became blank. I didnt even remember recovering the 12 Brendhan mentioned. So many casualties.....just so many

05/30/08 03:30 PM #356     Brendhan Pelot (Pelot) Chris, your dad's house in Big Woods and the video Walter posted made me think of your dad's second wife, Tammy(?). She was like 29 when were 15-16....I'm sure I pulled my dork once or 20 times to her back then... :-)

05/30/08 03:48 PM #357     Janie Hott (Kintz) Damn... this is hilarious. Fuck - I go to work for the day and come home to this shit? Congrats on the boobs Molly. I say use them while you have them. As far as getting old and your comment earlier about women being more friskier in their 30s... well it's true. You know, I have held back a bit on some of the things that I want to say only because I don't want to offend anyone or that maybe some people will think Im a perv, but I just cant hold back anymore. Im just gonna let it all out and if I offend anyone - sorry in advance.

05/30/08 03:58 PM #358     Walter Yarbrough There's a pic of BJ in my profile, folks . . . to assist in the debate about whether you'd hit it or not. Just remember, don't be this guy:

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