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06/23/08 09:38 AM #509    

Walter Yarbrough

Sh@#, P#ss, F@#k, C@#t, @##$sucker, Mo$%er#$%ker, T#ts - and I've cleaned that up a bit.

George Carlin died over the weeekend. Damn.

06/23/08 10:20 AM #510    

Chris Wallace

I remember watching the first 5 mintues of Magic's show and cringed. Whoever sold the studio on THAT idea surely isn't in show business anymore! Hell, he made Chevy Chase seem like Johnny Carson!!

Oh and Lee...comments like that are why you and Brendhan are going to hell. Enjoy your stay. ;)

In other news, I shot a 68 (3 under par) on the golf course Thursday with my dad!! What a great moment to experience with him. Unfortunately we didn't win the member-guest this year, but it was still fun. It was an interesting weekend...Thursday was amazing, then Friday during our round I get a call from a client who pulled out a $2 million transaction we've been working on for several months AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MINUTE. Luckily it didn't affect my play too much, but what a pisser....

06/23/08 11:13 AM #511    

Molly Hardison (Rutherford)

What happened to George Carlin? That's a mfer...he was hilarious.

Who's going to narrate the "Thomas the train" videos now?



06/23/08 11:32 AM #512    

Walter Yarbrough

Damn Chris, nice shooting.

George Carlin - Heart attack, Molly.

06/23/08 11:54 AM #513    

Molly Hardison (Rutherford)

Bill O'Reilly's talking points on the energy debate. Sorry if you're an O'Reilly hater. I don't agree with everything he says, but I do think this makes sense.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,369542,00.html

06/23/08 12:26 PM #514    

Brian Cross

Chris,

You shot a 68?! That's outstanding. 18 holes, right? I'm a golf novice who plays maybe 4 or 5 times a year, but at our company's officers' offsite last week at the Homestead, I proudly shot a 114. I was 24 over par on the 6 par 5's (it sucks when you have to count penalty strokes), but ONLY 18 over par on the remaining 12 par 3's and 4's. My best score ever is a 95, but I probably had a mulligan or two that round. So you were better than me at tennis and now you're better than me at golf. Well, I bet I can solve a Rubik's cube faster than you can. So there.
---
George Carlin was a really smart guy. His use of the English language, not just profanity, was always entertaining and original, even though he often tackled uncomfortable subjects. And I also liked his unapologetic criticisms of the "establishment", like this one (NSFW):
10 Commandments

06/23/08 01:10 PM #515    

Brady Chapman

Ive seent he course he played and it looks hard.

Especially this hole-

http://puttputtgolf.com.au/images/editorimages/redway.jpg?0.43892957658972087


06/23/08 02:21 PM #516    

Chris Wallace

Learn how to post a link, MO-RON! You're an idiot.

Brian:
Yep, 18 holes. My previous best round was 73, but I never thought I'd shoot under par, most especially 3 under! I played at The Homestead last October in a Ryder Cup style tournament. What a great place that is. Played pretty well there too actually...I think my rounds were 78, 80, 79. But yeah, when it comes to anything scholastic, you've got me beat by a mile (at least!)!


06/23/08 02:50 PM #517    

Molly Hardison (Rutherford)

I really need a drink. People are driving me insane. My patient just told me that she thinks the blood pressure medication I gave her is going to kill her...and she said she will sue me if it does (thankfully, that won't be possible b/c she'll be dead and she has no family or friends who give a crap b/c she is truly evil). I tried to tell her that the BP of 200/100 would be more likely to kill her, but what do I know?

OMG!! Thanks for listening...just needed to vent.


06/23/08 03:23 PM #518    

Lee Presgrave

Chris - was that the same dad that used to encourage you to lather up in the shower with a bar of soap and stroke away?

06/23/08 03:29 PM #519    

Chris Wallace

No, that would be YOUR dad.

06/23/08 03:35 PM #520    

Lee Presgrave

So third grade.

I specifically remember that conversation. We both KNOW that Brendhan WILL chime in on this and call your ass out.

06/23/08 03:41 PM #521    

Chris Wallace

God, the random shit you guys remember! Or maybe I'm blocking that stuff from my memory (based on what you wrote, I can see why!). Seriously, I've heard stories of things I've done or said that I just cannot recall!

06/23/08 04:38 PM #522    

Brendhan Pelot (Pelot)

Well, I don't really want to call Wallace’s ass out....not that it's not a cute ass Wallace, it most definitely is, BUT I gotta go with Lee on this. I remember you telling a couple of us that your dad gave you the advice just to rub it out when you needed to. Hey, it's not like we all didn't, your Dad just said it. Thinking about it now, I'm not sure if you said it was your dad or Fred....probably Fred. :-)

Congrats on the 68.

As for the energy debate, it's really pretty simple, it's about population control. Basically the earth cannot sustain anymore humans (in fact we have too many already and there will be a major population correction, if not in our lifetime, then certainly in our grandchildren's). The energy crisis is worse than you think. Go to Wikipedia and search peak oil. Even if we (the USA) drilled everywhere that we believe has oil it would only be enough to supply 2.5 years of demand (assuming no imports).

Nuclear is a short term solution, because like fossil fuels, it uses a non-renewable resource. Uranium is becoming more and more scarce. The future is in solar, wind and possible oceanic wave power production.

We have spent a $ Trillion in Iraq to secure our access to a dwindling resource. Had we spent that same amount on alternative energy resources and started at the same time we entered the Iraq war, we would have had energy independence by the end of the next decade. That decision by Bush will haunt our children (if not us). Having said that, Clinton had great economic times when there was money to burn and he did nothing about alternative energy to speak of either.

A couple of books to check out:

Peak Everything
-Focuses on Peak Oil, but talks about other peaks that will occur in this century, including population growth and food production (surprise, they are related)

The Coming Economic Collapse
- This guy predicted $100 a barrel oil by the end of the decade and said it was not out of the question that it would hit $200 by the end of the decade. The price of a barrel of oil when he wrote it in 2005...$60.

I'm not even going to get started on the environmental aspect.

And yes, I agree with Walter today just as I did then about the 2 party system. I'm not ashamed to admit I voted for Ross Perot, twice. Not because I thought he was the savior, but because I thought he represented a real opportunity to break the Dem/Rep. stranglehold on politics. Had it not been for his last minute backing out and then backing in to the race in 1992 I believe he would have won. If only he had had one less screw loose.

Now what do we have? A "maverick" who kowtowed to his leader and party in 2004 after they used every dirty trick in the book to make sure Bush got the nomination in 2000. I registered as a Republican (though I'm an unashamed Liberal on MOST issues) just to vote for him in the Rep. primary in 2000. I lost my respect for him when he kowtowed in 2004.

And on the other side? An entirely empty vessel without a shred of a new idea who is "all about the positive message." I'm all for a positive message, but that is all there is, a lot of "positive", but there is no real message.

Soooooo, another election with no real decent choices, what a shock!

This will be my LAST politically oriented post. :-)


06/23/08 04:54 PM #523    

Walter Yarbrough

I'll only argue nuclear as an option because nuclear fuel is not primarily located in a hotbed source of Islamic radicalism . . .

And just to show that I can be wrong - I'll stop there and say that I've just done a quick search on the sources of nuclear fuel . . . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peak_uranium

Looks like nuclear is also peaking . . . and we'd be held hostage by Russian Presidents and African rulers.

Bah.

06/23/08 08:24 PM #524    

Tom Tyler

Wally did you say 68? Was that your score or were you thinking about how many the Celtics won by in game 6?





















06/24/08 08:29 AM #525    

Molly Hardison (Rutherford)

Wow Brendhan. You make a lot of sense.

All the politics is making my head hurt. Let's talk about the other kind of gas again.

Does anybody watch the Wire on HBO? If not, you should rent the DVDs. Great show.

06/24/08 10:12 AM #526    

Walter Yarbrough

This kind of gas? This was my laugh out loud moment of the morning:

06/24/08 10:15 AM #527    

Chris Wallace

Tom, didn't that happen like a month ago?? Where the hell have you been?? Sorry, you've lost your smack talking priviledges. Buh bye.

Brendhan, it really is a tossup as to which one may have said it. I wouldn't be surprised by either quite frankly, and that's VERY sad to type. But seriously, did you guys write notes down from our conversations or something?? I mean, I remember a FEW things, but not as much as you all do!

06/24/08 01:34 PM #528    

Lee Presgrave

Do you even remember shooting a 68 the other day?

And for the record it wasn't Fred that said it. Ever since I laid off the antihistamines my memory's silly.

06/24/08 03:29 PM #529    

Chris Wallace

68 in what, GOLF?!! Yeah, right!

Wait....

06/25/08 08:47 AM #530    

Joe Mullins

Hey I shot a 69 once ... in 9 Holes ... I think that was the same day I actually hit a ball behind me AND the same day Phil smashed a platter of meat from a guy's hand on his way to the grill. Great day in golf history.

06/25/08 09:27 AM #531    

Brady Chapman

Was that the day at Westpark Joe? Im still trying to understand the Physics of your golf swing.

06/25/08 09:37 AM #532    

Walter Yarbrough

That was Westpark, with all those nice apartments on the first hole, perfect for a sliced drive to plow into.

06/25/08 12:01 PM #533    

Walter Yarbrough

Ok, this is pretty awesome - click on 'Where the hell is Matt" for larger size.


Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.

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