School Story:
Most of you that took shop classes remember Mr. Rennor. He was a bald and burly man with a deep thunderous voice, that wore his blue shop coat everywhere, including study hall. Now it's my belief Mr. Rennor wasn't a fan of study hall, nor a fan of misfits in the back of his class carrying on. I, being one of a few misfits that day, was told twice to quiet down and stop talking but was unable to do so. What happen next is by far looking back one of the funniest one liners ever from a high school teacher...... Quote: (in said deep, loud voice) "Mr. Morrison! This is the third time I've told you to quiet down. For your sake, I hope your penis is longer than your memory!"
Classic!
