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01/24/10 09:20 PM #753    

Jane Oliva

...I just opened up an email from my niece, I like to share this for a smile for a very beautiful Monday Sunshine here in Nabua.... ;-)

Bob Ong's Philosophy on Love.

1. "Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya.."

2. "Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba."

3. "Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."

4.. "Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."

5. "Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin."

6. "Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."

7. "Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."

8. "Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa."

9. "Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang."

10. "Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una."

11. "Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo at magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt,
malandi, pa-fall o paasa."

12. "Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda ito. Totoong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng
bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka."

13. "Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority."

14. "Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya."

15. "Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo."

16. "Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala"

17. "Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan"

18. "Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa
rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!"

19. "Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal...nakakatakot mahulog...at kapag nahulog ka, it's either by accident or talagang tanga ka.."

para mabuo lang na 20...

..." Ang Pag-Ibig ay nasa Harap mo lang o Kahit pa man sa Likod...Nandyan lang sa tabi-tabi...'wag ka lang magbulag bulagan, dahil kahit mismong bulag ito'y nahahanap din."


:D HAPPY VALENTINES!!!

01/25/10 04:06 AM #754    

 

Romer Morillo



Miss jane musta na, ok yun mga tips at kasabihan na pinost mo.

01/26/10 12:16 PM #755    

Inigo Jr Hesita

kumusta na mga classmate, ka mga seryoso man baga ninyo ay. fr manny, nagbuzzing palan ako sadto san jose pre college seminary ta agko ko inatud sadto atubangan sana na open space, si LRTA administrator ta taga san jose kuno adto. nabayad ku su mga estudyante mo nag sosoccer baga. narumruman ku kaya su raran na adto ku maka idya man sadto na su mga seminarista nag-iinunaan sadto balcony ta agko nag aaging magayun na raraga hehehe.

01/27/10 08:07 AM #756    

Kim Nadal

Some things to ponder upon.....

Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and is your
voice caught within your chest?
It isn't love, it's LIKE.

You can't keep your eyes or hands off of them, am I right?
It isn't love, it's LUST.

Are you proud, and eager to show them off?
It isn't love, it's LUCK.

Do you want them because you know they're there?
It isn't love, it's LONELINESS

Are you there because it's what everyone wants?
It isn't love,it's LOYALTY

Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand?
It isn't love, it's LOW CONFIDENCE

Do you stay for their confessions of love, because you don't want
to hurt them?
It isn't love, it's PITY

Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip a
beat?
It isn't love, it's INFATUATION.

Do you pardon their faults because you care about them?
It isn't love, it's FRIENDSHIP

Do you tell them every day they are the only one you think of?
It isn't love, it's a LIE.

Are you willing to give all of your favorite things for their
sake?
It isn't love,it's CHARITY.

HAPPY VALENTINES......

01/31/10 02:24 PM #757    

 

Senen Salcedo

Hi to all......I'm back! Thanks for all the greetings!

02/01/10 05:59 AM #758    

Muriel Korina Fernandez (Almazan)

Uncle,musta na?di basang ika napasilag ay, he!he!he!Di ko man ika singilun ku pinangganahan ko....tipunon mo muna na ta pagreunion ta, uli ng gad ika,damut na yan sa maray.nabayad na mama su pictures nyo ka Mucayay, pagbirthday niya.sayang di ako nakaiyan, school pa kaya dawa Saturday.Byai lang...musta si Auntie?


Fe, happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!Send us pictures ha?

02/02/10 08:15 AM #759    

 

Jeason Velitario

To all bdy celebrants ds month of feb.hpy bdy po kninyo ngamin mga batchmates ! ! !

02/05/10 04:27 AM #760    

 

Senen Salcedo

Kumusta nanggad kamo ngamin, batchmates. Medyo nauda ngona kaya ako sa sirkulasyon, ta inasikaso ngona pagkabuway, hehe!

Na update ko na ana Home Page ta, grabe Christmas pa palan so greetings sadi kaya ngowan Valentine's naman.

Happy Birthday palan ka ngamin na mig birthday ngowan.

02/05/10 04:29 AM #761    

 

Senen Salcedo

In behalf of the Batch 89, I would like to extend deepest sympathy to Marian Jacob-Benjamin for the loss of her father, Lorenzo Jacob last January 23.

Marian, may you and your family be comforted at this time of grief.

02/12/10 09:17 PM #762    

 

Fe Penaverde (Kohl)

MHER-- ok lang ako...medyo sad lang birthday on the 1st ta nagkaflu.. gurang na kaya!

KHOL--thanks for your greetings!! Sagcod so mga naggreet Dios Mabalos kaninyo ngamin.

To all FEBRUARY BIRTHDAY CELEBRANTS---HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY kaninyo!! Sana nag-eenjoy kamo ngamin because life's really too short. BATCHMATES---thanks for all your uplifting lessons in life, proverbs, sayings or anything to ponder about. Keep your jokes comin'.....

MARIAN ---Our thoughts and prayers are with you at this time of sorrow. May God Bless Your Family!!!

02/18/10 01:13 PM #763    

 

Senen Salcedo

ka toninong na naman baga......

02/18/10 07:27 PM #764    

Kim Nadal

Amo baga Sir Senen...
uda ako mabasang bagong joke o kaya mga greeting's
HELLO!!!

02/19/10 02:56 AM #765    

 

Jeason Velitario

Aaaaheeem ! Naramgot sna po a q ! Kmsta n sna po kninyo ngamin.

02/19/10 05:40 PM #766    

 

Senen Salcedo

Kim.....amo baya ay! katoninong......

Jie....maray ta naramgot basang, kumusta na?

02/19/10 09:31 PM #767    

Kim Nadal

Uda pa nanggap Sir Senen, Baka puro busy mga Batch Mates ta'

Jhe..... kumusta? sari na naman ika paiyan ta ramgot sana...

02/19/10 11:47 PM #768    

 

Senen Salcedo

Okey, joke time raw ngona kita ta mala na baga katoninong:

1. Isang gabi habang nanonood akotumabi sakin ang lola ko..ang haba ng buhok itim na itim ngdamit parang malungkot at mayhawak na kutsilyokinabahan ako..nagsalita siya..sabi niya.."apo, bagay ba sa akin ang EMO?"

2. Advice from dentist: Treat your BF/GF like a toothbrush. Dont let anybody use it..And change it every month.

3. Bakit ganun.. sa kama na lang ba lagi ang roleko sa buhay mo.. each time na pagod ka im alwayshere para painitin ang malalamig mong gabi..Hindi ba ako pedeng idisplay sa mga tao? kahitminsan lang?- Kumot(nagdradrama gustong maging Kurtina)

4. Lolo:Laro tayo
Lola:ano?
Lolo:Kahit ano wag lang taguan
Lola:bakit naman?
Lolo: because a girl like you is impossible to find

lupit ni Lolo!

5. Anak: Nay, galing ng titser ko!
Nay: bakit naman?
Anak: tinuruan kami ng kagandahang asal
Lola: e d marunong ka ng gumalang at mag-PO at OPO?
Anak:Natural! tanga ka Ba? hmmp!

6. An ambitious NURSE INTERN in a tertiary hospital dialled the canteen and shouted: " get me a cup of coffee quickly!!!

"The voice from the other line said" "You fool!!!youve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you are talking to?im the Chief nurse of this hospital, you idiot!!

"The intern shouted back " and said, do you know who is talking to you, bitch?!

"Chief Nurse: No!

Intern: Thank God!(hung up)

7. Bulag at duling magsusuntukan!!

Bulag: hayop ka duling!! lumabas ka dyan.. wag kang magtago sa dilim!!

Duling: in your dreams!!! Bakit ako lalabas eh dalawa kayo?!!!

8. Teacher: Lahat ng tanga dito sa klase tumayo!

may isang batang tumayo

Teacher: bakit tanga ka ba?

Bata: eh Sir.. naaawa lang po ako sa inyo kasi mag isa lang kayong nakatayo kaya sasamahan ko na lang kayo para dalawa tayong tanga!!

9. Titser: use "anyhow" en "anyone" in a sentence.

Pacman: hoy Pidro!! bakit mo kinain ang "anyhow" na manok na "anyone" ko dyan sa mesa para kay Jengkeh?!!

10. Maid: Mam si Junjun po nakalulon ng ipis!

Mam: Ha? Nasaan si Junjun?

Maid: tulog na po Mam. Pinainum ko agad ng Baygon!!Patay na siguro yung ipis!

11. I mishu- ngongong nakakita ng piso habang naglalakad sa kalye.

02/20/10 12:05 AM #769    

 

Senen Salcedo

Funny short story: Rated "R"....sorry Fr. Manny!

Men Don't Listen


One day, the men's restroom was being cleaned.

'Sir', the receptionist said ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist.

He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower .

The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew , he opened his eyes, and was lying in a hospital bed . A nurse was staring down at him.

'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.'


02/20/10 12:20 AM #770    

 

Senen Salcedo

THE LAST COIN


A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 coins to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face . The father realizes the boy has swallowed the coins and starts slapping him on the back.

The boy coughs up 2 of the coins but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat, and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly, after a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic". "Are you a doctor?"

"No" the woman replied, "I work at Bangko Sentral!".


02/22/10 01:02 AM #771    

 

Jeason Velitario

Sir Nhen ! Maray man po ! @KIM anap nman bga s ika bakal s bugas.........hehehe ! Maray eca ta ka pwerti k2 pmakyaw c2 sg4 !

02/24/10 03:18 AM #772    

 

Romer Morillo

Musta po....

03/01/10 02:42 AM #773    

 

Senen Salcedo

Maray man, Mer....kumusta ngamin? katoninong na naman baga........

03/01/10 03:00 AM #774    

 

Senen Salcedo

Salamat kadi mga tawong adi ta nag visit sira sadi website in the last 30 days:

Melanie Leonardo, Nelson Dayupay, Cyril Sarto (Berry), Jane Oliva, Jonathan Junio, Romer Morillo, Riza Daza (Manzala), Elbert Almasco, Moana Marie Ramos, Jeason Velitario, Muriel Korina Fernandez (Almazan), John Lopez, Kim Nadal, Maria Beatriz Galicia (Lopez), Marshall Bearis, Inigo jr Hesita, Manuel Zagada, Juanita Parco (Alamillo), Kim Israel, Fe Penaverde (KOHL), Baldwin Priela, Clarissa De Villa (Tosoc), Pablo Gastilo, and Sofia De Los Santos (Olivares).


Ana last 7 days:

Melanie Leonardo, Nelson Dayupay, Cyril Sarto (Berry), Jane Oliva, Jonathan Junio, Romer Morillo, Riza Daza (Manzala), and Elbert Almasco

03/01/10 04:42 AM #775    

 

Romer Morillo

shokran habibi.....

03/01/10 04:52 AM #776    

Muriel Korina Fernandez (Almazan)

hello everybody!!!!!!!!!!!always man ako nagbibisita sadi kaya lang talagang busy, start na naman kaya kami sa tambak paper works ta mig end na a school year..evaluation na naman pati.Nakatakot pati kami ku tsunami alert sapun, maray sana ta di man nadagos.need na talaga ka tawo magrepent, ngani?


Jo, musta na? pinauno mo su birthday mo?he!he!he!

happy birthday sa mga march birthday celebrants!!!!!!

03/01/10 04:59 AM #777    

 

Elbert Almasco

lanie, hapi hapi beerday kanimo.. sana maburat mo kami

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