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Witness Protection Program (LOL)
Formerly known as “Pipes” in H.S., my new identity in tennis circles became “Bluminator,” a facetious description of my underwhelming yet sublimely effective racket skills, and occasionally combative court disposition.
As a sales rep for technical outdoor clothing (waterproof/breathable jackets & pants, such as Goretex) circa 1994-2014, I became known as the “Ski & Snowboard Rabbi.”
As that ethnic nickname might suggest, my son & daughter were “Be Mitzvahed” in 2021.
That’s my shtick, and I’m shtickin’ to it!
Meanwhile, I’m happy to be on coaching staff of the Cherry Creek High School boys tennis team, winner of 45 state titles in 51 years.
This means, no matter what you might have heard or read about me, and my “Bluminator” nickname notwithstanding, I passed rigorous background checks.
