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What have I been up to since graduation? Let me see...
Well, as I was leaving the football field (still wearing my cap and gown!), I was approached by a talent agent who wanted me to be the spokesmodel for a new and upcoming business. I agreed, and within 3 months I was the most requested girl on xxxBigBootyGirls.com! Then I used the money to pay my way through pilot school. After I got my pilot's license, I flew on a mission to deliver medical supplies to an indigenous people on the Amazon River basin. Unfortunately, my engines overheated and I crashed in the Andes Mountains where I was rescued by a clan of orphan yak herders. In gratitude I taught them all to clog dance. Now, "Angel's Yak-Herding Cloggers" are a world famous dance troupe!
...No, not really. None of it's true.
But wouldn't it be cool if it was? ^_~
