You're from the 80's if...

 

 

  • You remember Don Johnson when he was "cool"
  • You know who shot J.R
  • After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"
  • You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE
  • You know the profound meaning of "wax on and wax off"
  • You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"
  • Don't worry, be happy
  • You know all the words to Bon Jovi - > YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
  •  You just sang those words to yourself
  • You remember when mullets were cool!
  • You had a mullet!
  • You still sing "We are the World"
  •  You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?
  • You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows
  • You owned at least one skinny leather tie.
  • Your first Walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a brick.
  • You wore L.A. Gear tennis shoes.
  • You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bangle bracelets up to your elbows, bright red
  •     Reebok high tops and parachute pants to a school dance
  • You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery.
  • You go rollerskating every Friday night (not to skate, but to 'hang out')
  • "Outrageous!" is the term to describe something neat and cool.
  • There was nothing to question about Bert n' Ernie living together
  • If you think Hulk Hogan is the best wrestler of all time. 
  • Six words: "This is your brain on drugs
  • You want to live in 'the Valley'.
  • Ferris Bueller was your idoll
  • If you had an entire wardrobe of Esprit clothing (or coveted one.)
  • If you know the words to the "Oscar Mayer" theme songs
  • Your bangs are teased perfectly to 7 inches above the rest of your hair.
  • Have multi-colored earrings that touch your shoulder
  • Played Upwords, Boggle or Trivial Pursuit (the original) on a rainy afternoon
  • You're still bitter that WHAM broke up
  • You know whose phone number is 867-5309
  • You can feel St. Elmo's fire burnin' in you. 
  • You have the tendency to turn up the collar of your polo shirts
  • You never go out for a night on the town without frosted blue eyeshadow and feathered bangs
  • People are constantly gagging you with spoons. 
  • The phrase "Where's the beef?" still doubles you over with laughter.
  • You still can't believe that Milli Vanilli was deceiving you all that time
  • Every now and then, you blurt out: "Ooh noo, Mr. Bill!!!"
  • You still watch things on Beta tapes
  • You still carry your boom box on your shoulder
  • You think David Hasselhoff was awesome in Knight Rider but sucks in "Boob Watch." 
  • You wanted to be "The Hulk" for halloween
  • Knickers and leg warmers were cool
  • If you remember Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, not Die Hard
  • You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding
  • You ever had a Dorothy Hammill haircut. 
  • You thought a Commodore 64 was the highest technology available
  • You want to be "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"
  • 'A Different World' kicked butt
  • You know who played Magnum P.I
  • One Phrase, "The Plane, The Plane"
  • Still wear Wet n' Wild makeup
  • You ever wanted to learn to play "Stairway to Heaven" on the guitar and choreographed "Dancing Queen" by yourself in your room. 
  • You still wear your "Members Only" jacket.You remember when Pee-Wee wasn't a pervert.You still think Donkey Kong can beat Mario upIf you wear jelly shoes
  • If you remember when you heard that drinking soda and eating Pop Rocks would make your stomach explodeYou still argue over who was better: Tiffany or Debbie Gibson
  • Every time you hear the "OH YEAH..." song you think of "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"