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Steven Ray (Steve) Postier
Dear Classmates/Spouses- Due to the recent downturn in the market I have had to look for other revenue streams. Most of you are wearing more money on your fingers than my 401K is worth.
I took up golf in college at O.S.U. and fell in love with the game. I have been playing now for almost 40 years. I decided to publish a book to help the everyday golfer get the most out of his game. I will make this offer only to my dear friends of the Class of '69. It will be offered to you and your spouses for 3 easy payments of only $19.95. But Wait!!! If you order in the next 24 hours you will receive my supplement book on how to get the most out of your clubs on EBay.
Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt.
Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough, when you Hit a Titleist from
the tee.
Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a bunker.
Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank.
Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger.
Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings.
Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management.
Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round.
Chapter 10- When Does A Divot become classified as Sod.
Chapter 11 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the water.
Chapter 12 - Why your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th..
Chapter 13- Using Curse words Creatively to Control Ball Flight.
Chapter 14-When to Let a Foursome Play through Your Twosome.
Chapter 15 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting five off the Tee.
Chapter 16 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent.
Chapter 17 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt.
Chapter 18 - When to regrip Your Ball Retriever.
Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique.
Chapter 20 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 21 - Why Male Golfers Will Pay $5.00 a Beer from the Cart Girl and
Give her a $3 Tip , but will balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the
Bartender.
Thanking you in advance for your order.
Steve
P.S. Somehow the Chapter on How to Make a Whiff Look Like a Practice Swing was left out. I apologize.
Carla Williams Yocum- I am sure that your Bill will want to purchase several copies for his students. Tell him I will consider a volume discount.
Bruce Evans and Bill Kolb- How many copies? (Great gift for that golfer on your list).
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