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10/27/08 11:14 AM #548    

Amanda Brooks (DiMartino)

For all those looking for a hearty laugh on this snowy Monday morning, just go to http://www.theonion.com. It makes me laugh every time! :P

Here is a tasty tidbit as a teaser...LMFAO


P.S. Laura I know a great place that you could be a featured stripper while yer in town-it's called the "Happenin' Lounge" in Cuyahoga Falls...careful not to slide down the pole though, ya might catch somethin' LOL xoxoxox

10/27/08 11:21 AM #549    

Amanda Brooks (DiMartino)

P.S. Happy Birthday Jason! Love you hunnies!


xxoxoxoxooxxx


10/27/08 12:43 PM #550    

Laura L Miller (Cogbill)

lol that's wonderful Amanda--exactly what I needed today.
Couldn't you find me a high end club? or are their poles no cleaner?...won't ask how you know...

10/27/08 01:06 PM #551    

Amanda Brooks (DiMartino)

Laura,

I am sure there ARE places that are a little more "high-end" but I have never been to any...LOL I prefer to live by the mantra "trashy not classy"-you know the kind of places where the floor is sticky when you walk in. HIGH CLASS joints where they serve ONLY Miller High Life and Natural Light in CANS because there are so many fights over their "special ladies". You know the kind where the girls' average age is over 40 and they have been "putting themselves through college" for the past 7 or 8 years.

Besides, isn't more fun to live "on the edge" even if it is on the edge of catching something you need penecillin to cure? What the hell?

I had a friend who was a stripper at XTC Cabaret in Akron where they dance totally nude (where all the REAL "high-rollers" go..SUPER hi-glamorous job). She told me that the girls there used to put tobasco sauce in each other's stripper shoes to mess up their strip game. SNNNNNNNAP!

Here are a few snapshots of the strippers we have up here in Portage County. What more could you want?

"Snow White" AKA Sarah


"Brown Suga" AKA Whitney AKA HOT MESS

10/27/08 01:10 PM #552    

Elizabeth Cole (Holcombe)

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10/27/08 01:11 PM #553    

Elizabeth Cole (Holcombe)

What the crap, my posts aren't showing up

10/27/08 01:13 PM #554    

Elizabeth Cole (Holcombe)

Amanda, thanks for the tobasco sauce tip. I'll keep that in mind if I decide to make my living dancing!

I was going to say that I agree with Carrie about the economy sucking, and I agree with Laura to. My kids don't get in the way of my life, but they sure do make it hard to do the things I used to do. (go to the bathroom alone, take a nice hot bath....etc)

10/27/08 01:20 PM #555    

Amanda Brooks (DiMartino)

Elizabeth, no problem. You could always come up to Portage County if you are a little low on cash. You would totally clean up. The girl with the most teeth makes the most money, and judging by your photos, you have a nice full set, so you could clean up (at LEAST $25 a night)...that adds up, yanno!


Just a little helpful hint to make extra money. I personally send my husband out to the truck stops in his suit after Court. You can never be too careful saving up that nest egg!

10/27/08 01:25 PM #556    

Elizabeth Cole (Holcombe)

Hey.... we have a truck stop not too far from here. Do you think if I dressed him up in a lesiure suit, he would make more? If so, I'll hed to the goodwill right NOW!!! LOL

10/27/08 01:30 PM #557    

Elizabeth Cole (Holcombe)

Oh, and do you think your husband could get licensed in SC for me...... I just got the most underhanded speeding ticket of my life!!!!! I need a good criminal defense lawyer to get me out of it. $82.00 my ass. LOL

10/27/08 04:51 PM #558    

Kebra Wilson (Hahn)

LMAO @ AMANDA!!!!

Carrie - don't feel bad... I have absolutely no life either. And it IS because of the kids - lol! It's because of them I need a babysitter, which I usually don't have... but if I did, they would cost the money that would be spent to go out... lol.

10/27/08 05:58 PM #559    

Laura L Miller (Cogbill)

Amanda I can't breathe I'm laughing so hard...
How could I compete with Sarah Palin really? I'll have to give up my dreams...take up armed robbery...apparently there are a lot of extra guns around here.

10/27/08 06:00 PM #560    

Laura L Miller (Cogbill)

he is licensed in SC too hun..but I don't think he has ever done a traffic ticket. that sucks! you will soon be getting some nice letters in the mail from a number of helpful local attys lol...he did when he got HIS ticket ;)

10/27/08 07:27 PM #561    

Elizabeth Cole (Holcombe)

I was just kidding Laura.... I fully intend to pay this sucking ticket... LOL..... I was indeed speeding, but he said it was in a school zone, so and I asked him if he had read the sign he would see it was only a school zone between the hours of 7:00 am to 2:30 or whatever and it was like 4:00. He reduced it for me in spite of my mouth so it's all good. The part that stinks is that I was racing to Baxter to get a donation from supper sensations for the stinking carnival and they only gave me a twenty dollar gift certificate. LOL...... I wish I would have just donated this eighty two dollars to the carnival. LOL

10/27/08 07:30 PM #562    

Elizabeth Cole (Holcombe)

Oh hey yeah, your hubby is a lawyer. LOL... I think I'll save him until I really do something stupid.... ya know rob bank, or steal gas at a gas station. I'll need that connection then. LOL

10/27/08 10:51 PM #563    

Laura L Miller (Cogbill)

we'll probably be partners in crime Elizabeth...with your devious mind and my third life crisis, we are a deadly combination

10/27/08 11:57 PM #564    

Elizabeth Cole (Holcombe)

agreed! LOL..... I'm always looking for a partner in crime. LOL

10/28/08 09:20 AM #565    

Amanda Brooks (DiMartino)

Just in time for the election come some very informative statistics! I personally am voting for choice #2.


10/29/08 05:55 AM #566    

Amanda Brooks (DiMartino)

I guess I am the only one who is voting. Ha!

10/29/08 07:42 AM #567    

Kebra Wilson (Hahn)

LOL Amanda! Honestly, number 2 is the only one I'm not familiar with! I have to come clean and say my loyalties are with #3!!

10/29/08 09:13 AM #568    

Shane Hines

I say go with the under dog. I'll go with the last one.

10/29/08 09:24 AM #569    

Elizabeth Cole (Holcombe)

I'm with Shane < LOL

10/29/08 09:57 AM #570    

Amanda Brooks (DiMartino)


12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Volunteer To Give Women Breast Exams

10/29/08 10:39 AM #571    

Elizabeth Cole (Holcombe)

LOL>>>>lol, that is too funny Amanda....knew I could count on you for my laugh of the day

10/29/08 10:57 AM #572    

Carrie Miller

OMG!! Please tell me that's not true!!! If it is, those boys will be the envy of alot of men!!

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