Todd Aird

Trouble. Nothing but trouble for 27 years. Factory rat.
Grew older, got smarter. Bought a bar on my birthday
in 2018. Built a kitchen, making great food.
Kicking ass and taking names.
It's been an adventure so far.

I don't really have a funny story. Memories, yes, but those are mine.
I do remember Crash Krueger and his buddies always turning my Pinto sideways between cars so I would have to walk to work. Wait. That one time, I think it was Trina Blaubach fell off the hood of my 69 Fury while riding around the parking lot. BUT, I bought that car from Cory Nehls. So technically that's HIS fault. Oh, and when I borrowed Oaul Schemmels motorcycle, did a burnoutand a wheelie on the parking lot. When I brought it down, there was a cop sitting there with lights on. Oh, and when Dan Knispel and I went out for lunch, I was a smoker, flicked my smoke out window, apparently came back in car. Hour later, my cars on fire. Same car, Cory Nehls. And don't fet me started on Jesse Cook .....just sayin.