Currently writing a book on a silent movie actor nobody knows or cares about so am expecting it to sell 10s of copies.
Hiding behind the Redwood Curtain in Ferndale, CA and am unable to recognize the old geezer staring at me in the mirror, and if those kids don't get offa my lawn...
Turning sticks into billy clubs in shop, beakers into...um...alternative smoking devices (named Einstein) in science, not ever doing any homework Senior year and hair on my head. Glorious, glorious hair...