John Pantle

I get paid to go see bands and talk on the phone. That's the good part. I get called at all hours of the day when other people screw up and I need to fix problems that for the most part have nothing to do with my actions. That's the bad part. I get an expense account so that most of the time I don't have to pay for my food. That's the good part. I gained about twenty pounds since high school because I'm behind a desk for a ton of time. That's the bad part. I have to be out a lot at night. That's the good part. I don't have too much time to hang out with my friends. That's the bad part. Am I a victim? Nah. Am I good at what I do? Well, the checks keep coming. Would I do it any other way? Hell, no.

You think the yearbook theme was stupid? Imagine how I feel - I came up with it. "23 Skidoo" - what the hell was that? I still don't know. You try to come up with something better for the number "23" and I'll buy you drinks all night at the reunion.

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