Jay Shackford
(Editor’s note: My brother-in-law, Fred, sent me the following FB post below by Lee Murphy. It’s worth sharing with you guys. Bests, Jay)
JFK vs. Trump: The Takedown
By Lee Murphy on Facebook
Trump: “Nobody’s done more for this country than me. People say I’m the greatest president, maybe of all time.”
JFK: leans back, half-smiling “Mr. Trump, when I heard ‘greatest of all time,’ I thought perhaps you’d invented something new.... but then I remembered the only thing you’ve ever invented is bankruptcy on a loop.”
Trump: “That’s fake news. I’ve built an empire. Tremendous success.”
JFK: “Fatboy, your company consisted of 11 family members and your father's old bookkeeper. You built a house of cards on debt, lawsuits, and other people’s money. I built the Peace Corps.... you built a university so fraudulent it couldn’t graduate a goldfish.”
Trump: scowls, waving hands “I stood up to China. I was tough. Nobody was tougher.”
JFK: “I stared down Khrushchev with nuclear warheads pointed at our shores. I kept the world from ending. You couldn’t stare down a Twitter/X account without erupting in a tantrum at three in the morning.”
Trump: “I had the biggest victory in history. Everyone knows it.”
JFK: *arches a brow* “Your victory margin was smaller than my hairline.... and I was shot in the head.” You got 49%. You didn't even get a clear majority. It was the closest election since 1968. There was no landslide, no mandate."
Trump: “I created the greatest economy the world has ever seen!”
JFK: “You inherited growth and handed back chaos. I launched the moonshot.... You launched tariffs and tantrums.”
Trump: “I’m tougher than any president. Nobody was stronger than me.”
JFK: *smiles faintly* “Strength is staring down Khrushchev without blinking. Strength is sending civil rights bills to Congress, knowing half the country will hate you for it. Your strength? Throwing ketchup at a wall when you don’t get your way.”
Trump: “My rallies were massive. People love me.”
JFK: “So did the crowds at a circus, Donald.... but they didn’t mistake the clown for the ringmaster.”
Trump: “The media was out to get me from day one. Totally unfair!”
JFK: “I faced segregationists, Soviet spies, and generals pushing for nuclear war. You faced tough questions from reporters.... and ran from the press like a scolded child.”
Trump: “I rebuilt the military. Biggest, best, most powerful ever.”
JFK: “I commanded a PT boat in World War II. I carried my injured crewman on my back through shark-infested waters. You commanded nothing but golf carts.... and even they struggled under the weight., Fatboy, when your country called ...your feet hurt. You were rated 4F ....UNFIT FOR ANY TYPE OF SERVICE
Trump: *snapping back* “I was the most patriotic president ever!”
JFK: *voice hardens, eyes locked* “Patriotism is sacrifice.... it is service.... it is placing the republic above yourself. You used the presidency as a stage for your ego and a cash register for your brand. That is not patriotism, Donald.... that is betrayal. That is treason, and the people WILL hold you accountable”
Trump: *flustered, sweating, waving hands* “Fake news! History will vindicate me!”
JFK: *steps closer, voice like steel* “History does not vindicate frauds. History exposes them. And history will not speak your name with honor. It will speak it with contempt.... as a warning carved in shame. You are not a leader, Mr. Trump.... you are a cautionary tale.”
Trump’s mouth opens, but no words come. Kennedy’s half-smile lingers as he turns to leave, his final line echoing like a verdict:
JFK: “And one more thing, Donald.... ask not what your country can do for you.... because you already asked, and you took everything.”
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