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10/23/08 05:06 PM #1009     Margaret C. Shade (Hogan) Marlene, I love your first response. Very Clever. I hate gold fish. Elmer, Where ARe you?I miss you.

10/23/08 07:52 PM #1010     HaroldBuck Riedinger The two remaining goldfish drove the tank into the lake to save themselves. Duh! Buck

10/23/08 08:06 PM #1011     Lisa Coppola Marlene, Your answers are far funnier than the punchline to the riddle. I'm tempted to award you the prize, but I think if I wait long enough some of our mostest cleverest classmates might possibly come up with something wittier (hard to imagine) or actually correct. I know if Vince tries hard enough he can get it. Do we have any detective clssmates who could come up with something? So,for that reason I'm holding out a little longer. Bucky gets some points for his take on the matter, but he's already driving to Tucson so no need to declare him a winner. ps I'm working on some actual jokes for you... and I will reveal the pathetic actual answer to the riddle tomorrow. Thank you for humoring me! xoxo Lisa

10/23/08 09:11 PM #1012     Thomas J. Cornine Lisa Ok I Bite, and I am no Scientist but hear goes, the Fish are dead natural bacteria in their bodies makes the bloat thereby displacing more Water. Hows that? When I am in Tucson I'll take you up on the offer, Sven won't mind will he? Tom

10/23/08 09:37 PM #1013     Lisa Coppola Tom, Good try. Very scientifically sound if in fact a bloated fish weighs more than a dead fish...but please, I would not leave the dead fish in the tank...so sorry! But you can come to Tucson anyway...and no Swen won't mind cause a friend of mine is a friend of Sven's (especially if said friend likes football, likes to golf and likes Pizza.) Lisa

10/23/08 11:29 PM #1014     HaroldBuck Riedinger Are the fish in the water tank of a toilet? After you flush the dead fish down,the water in the tank is replaced with new water.

10/24/08 03:24 AM #1015     Greg Marion Here's a riddle I've never seen anyone figure out: A girl comes in to my office and fills out a job application. Later that day an identical looking girl also does the same. The first names on the applications are different, but everything else (last name, address, schools, date and place of birth, parents names) are the same. I ask the girl, "Are you twins?", to which her response was "Oh no! Everyone thinks that though.". They're not twins? How is that? Here's some easy ones: 1. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white?" or "The yolk of the egg is white?" 2. You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I? 3.If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it? 4.What goes up and down stairs without moving? 5.If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch? 6.Only two backbones and thousands of ribs. 7. What question can you never answer "yes" to? 8.You can't keep this until you have given it. 9.Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible? 10. Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die? WEG

10/24/08 07:09 AM #1016     Marlene Stager Greg, I only have a minute so I guess the ones that came quick and work on the others....no peeking to anyone who still wants to guess...and no calling me stupid names for all the ones I get wrong... 1 yolks are yellow 2 the doorbell 4 a carpet 5 roosters don't lay eggs 7 Are you dead? 9 She lives in Australia How'd I do? This site is becoming a real distraction... Thanks Marlene

10/24/08 07:49 AM #1017     MaryGrace Van Saun (Tiersch) Way too early for me to fiqure this out...don't have my wittiness in check just yet....All's I can think of is red fish blue fish fish this..... Anyway its Fun Friday let the games begin! Brrrrrrrrrrr its a cold morning at that a whopping 27 degrees...Cabana Boy take me away! okedokee off to bus duty I go and the wonderful smell of diesel fuel(exhaust) ciao friends have a great day!

10/24/08 09:39 AM #1018     HaroldBuck Riedinger The girl is a set of triplets 10. The cat knocked over their fish bowl. Jack and Jill are fish

10/24/08 10:09 AM #1019     Vincent DeJesus Lisa- Is this really a riddle or a lateral thinking puzzle? Greg- 2) alternate answer: a ringing telephone 3) a secret 6) railroad tracks 8) your word

10/24/08 10:25 AM #1020     Lisa Coppola Vin, I don't know what the BeJesus a lateral thinking puzzle is...but good answers to Greg's riddles. I only got about 4 of them! Poor Jack and Jill..it makes me so sad (ps that's a hint to my riddle.) Hi Mary Grace Carol. Earth to Carol come in. Do you think the sugar gliders have done Carol in???? Hope everyone is staying well xoxo Lisa

10/24/08 11:45 AM #1021     MaryGrace Van Saun (Tiersch) Carol came to my house so she lives! The sugar babies didn't eat her up! She has been a lil under the weather. She lost her phone...I donm't know if she found it yet. Hi to Lisa....Hey Bucky....Marlene and Greg...Back to class I go.

10/24/08 12:25 PM #1022     Marlene Stager Lisa, The fish owners, perhaps Jack and Jill, are fish lovers unlike myself and cried desperately into the tank of all places and between the two of them...caused the water level to rise...unwittingly killing the others with the salt water = more tears....ohhhh the fishmanity. Greg, I read slowly.... 10) they died from lack of water. Buck, You are hysterical...are you referencing from experience? Fish in the toilet tank!

10/24/08 01:58 PM #1023     Vincent DeJesus Lisa- Are you serious? That's where you're going with your riddle? Just so I don't blow the answer for everyone else let me just say: -Fish don't -Fish can't -You can't "add" something to the tank that's already there. I expect you to be much more devious. Marlene- Fishmanity. Loved it.

10/24/08 02:23 PM #1024     Lisa Coppola Okay Vince You got me. The water level goes up because the 2 surviving fish were crying!!!!!!!! Forgive me everyone. Welcome to Tuscon Vince! (Marlene...honorable mention) Ellen...You are so smart. You're very smart and clever and wonderful! Try this one on your daughter...Confuscius (sp?) say..."I am too old to think I know everything." xoxo Lisa

10/24/08 04:17 PM #1025     Greg Marion Bucky got it right, they were of triplets! (or quadruplets, etc) No ones has ever gotten that one before. As a prize Buck wins a side dish of his choice from "Cupies Drive-in" in Kahului (transportation, tax, and tip not included *). Congrats. The other answers: 1. Neither, since the yolk is yellow. 2. A telephone. 3. A Secret. 4. A rug 5. Roosters don't lay eggs. 6. A railroad. 7. "Are you asleep?" 8. A promise. 9. She lives in the Southern Hemisphere. 10. Jack and Jill are goldfish. *expires 10/25/08

10/24/08 04:38 PM #1026     Faith Zimmerman Weg, I thought #10 was that they froze to death. The bottle of water was frozen so they couldn't drink it. When the water froze, it expanded & shattered the bottle it was in, hence the broken glass.

10/24/08 10:03 PM #1027     HaroldBuck Riedinger New riddle, A black guy and a Mexican were in a car.Who was driving?

10/24/08 10:58 PM #1028     Liz Kopf (Mazur) a Police officer :P You sitting next to me on the bus to hell? ;)

10/25/08 10:28 AM #1029     HaroldBuck Riedinger Liz,at least it will be a fun trip. Bubba

10/25/08 02:34 PM #1030     Margaret C. Shade (Hogan) Bucky, Im offended, My husband is a black mexican.

10/25/08 05:42 PM #1031     HaroldBuck Riedinger Shade, I knew it! Black mexican men love blonds.

10/26/08 12:27 AM #1032     Greg Marion My dog is a black mexican you know. I got this from a co-worker today: FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen. NUMBER 4: 'This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to. NUMBER 3: 'Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time! NUMBER 2: Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close? Number 1 And my favorite: (Raising your head slowly) '... in Jesus' name, Amen.

10/27/08 08:11 AM #1033     Anna Kowalski (Villalon) Hello everyone- I made it back to Chile after a wonderful trip to the states. The reunion was the highlight of my journey. It was truely amazing to see you all at the party. Many thanks to Cheryl and John and everyone who made the fun possible. It was so good to catch up with so many friends. When I came back to Chile, I didn't recognize my cat- he gained more weight!!!! he really is a porker! I will send pics from the reunion in a couple of days. Thanks for posting your pics they bring back good memories. It was especially nice to see pics of people who didn't make it to the reunion. Greg, I just saw your riddles- I will try my hand at them- I love riddles. she was a triplet. 1- Yolks are not white 2- A phone 3- a secret 4- a banaster 5- roosters can not lay eggs 6-? 2 Redecks at a BBQ? 7- Are you dead? 8- and STD- (Sorry):) 9- Hey I had my birthday in the winter for the first time this year- it is in June! 10- no Ideas at all thanks Greg it was fun.

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