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Jacob Fishman
I could not figure out how to add a joke to the "Joke Page", so here it is. Apologies to those who think it is not funny or isck" This is a "message" for those of you who like to read things of this kind.
The Active ALF:
Rose and Ruth are walking outof the dining room, and they see Esther holding hands with Bernard, who are walking up tthe short flight of stairs tot he residential area of the facility.
Rose, whi is a miserable bitch, says in a gruff and angry voice to Ruth, "What could Bernard, such a handsome and distinguished man, see in that ugly old pig Esther?
Ruth, quite the classy lady, says "it is not what Bernard sees in Esther, it is what Esther has that you and I do not have." Rose gives Ruth a quizacal look, and states "what could that possibly be?", Ruth holds up her left hand, puts her hand in a tubular shape and starts rapidly moving her hand up and down, and states to Rose "Parkinsons".
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