Senior Wills

I, Bill Wilson, will Dee Pemberton the ability to talk without curling her lips.

We, the seniors, will the juniors the ability to think they are as great as we are.

I, Paula Musick, will Jane Davenport the ability to talk half as much as I do.

I, Paula Musick, will David Judson the ability to get the ants out of his pants.

I, Richard Sedwick, will Dale Douglas the ability to have fun on Christmas vacation and not have to go the hospital afterwards.

I, Richard Sedwick, will David Judson my ability to drive in mud in his familiy’s car without getting stuck.

We, Nancy Patterson and Lori Burnett, will Dee Pemberton a box of crackers so she will nibble on something besides David Burton’s neck.

I, Mom Hackle, will Deb Hogshooter my wonderful graceful walk (from the play) and hope she uses it a lot.

I, Lori Burnett, will Sonja Prather the ability to go into Jason’s to eat and not make a fool of herself.

I, Jackie Fritchey, will Deb Pritchett the ability to go the Senior party without any surprise visitors.

I, Jackie Fritchey, will my alarm clock to Renee Cochran and Carol Abbett in hopes it works better for them than it did for me.

I, Charlotte Luttrell, will Rita Luttrell the ability to find a better parking place instead of behind Hunter’s.

I, Charlotte Luttrell, will Mike Beard the ability to be sure to turn his lights on before going through town so the cops don’t have to tail him.

We, Maxi and Mini, alias Theresa Curtman and Julia Collins, will our giggle to Kristie Earp and Nina Holeyfield.

I, Steve Humphrey, will Peggy Catron the ability to drive on her side of the road.

I, Steve Humphrey, will Dan Newhart, the ability to fly like a bird.

I, Steve Humphrey, will Russ Martin the ability to build a trailer right side up.

I, Joey Dake, will Monte Greenlee the ability to come back from tech school with no major injury.

I, Joey Dake, will Bennie Kissinger, Tommy Umfleet and David Lawrence the ability to stay awake in English class like I did.

I, Bill Scott, will David Judson the ability to haul hay without going into drastic spasms (not to mention getting sweat rash)

We, Bill Scott and Steve Humphrey, will Mike Beard the ability to “stay up” for a game.

I, Lori Burnett, will Deb Pritchett the ability to go to Madden and come home white instead of black.

I, Nancy Patterson (Hilga), will my elephant leap from the Senior play to Chris Lilly & Barb Watson and hope that one day they will become as graceful as I,

We, Cheri Gardner, Brian Herzog, Viola Hair and Nancy Patterson, will the Junior band members the ability to over come the Seventh and Eighth graders.

I, P J Schlieper, will Dee Pemberton my bra in hopes that some day she will be able to fill it out also.

I, P J Schlieper, will Vickie Henthorn the ability to go to a dance without getting attached to ten different guys.

I, P J Schlieper, will Tammy Bailey the ability to go the Power Plant without busting out her pants.

I, Rusty Long, will Mike Beard and Rita Plemmons mine and Lawana’s resting place on the lockers.

We, building trades seniors, will to Mr. Onstott the ability to drive a nail the way we have taught him to.

We, the senior class of 1979, will to Mrs. Grider and Mr. Wilson all the shaving cream left over from the class trip.

We, Bill Wilson and Richard Sedwick, will Dale Maylee and Tim Meyer our ability to do nothing.

We, Jackie Fritchey and Bill Wilson, will to Dee Pemberton the ability to leave the parking lot as soon as she gets to her car.

I, Brian Herzog, will David Judson the ability to refrain from asking 3^rd grade girls to homecoming.

I, Brian Herzog, will Russ Martin the ability to keep his eyes off other girls, while he’s out of town.

I, Brian Herzog, will Chris Lilly all of my Steve Martin posters so she can put them on the ceiling in her room (over her bed)

I, Bill Scott, will to Mark Caldwell, Dan Hensley and Jim Wyatt my ability to talk because there is plenty to share.

I, Lisa Judson, will Monte Greenlee the ability to recognize nice smelling people when he sees them.

I, Lisa Judson, will Kristie Earp, Peggy Catron as the new manager next year for her business.

I, Sandy Luttrell, will Randy Russell the right to keep quiet for one hour.

I, Sandy Luttrell, will Tina Berry and Lawana King the right to have as much fun their senior year as I did.

I, Mary Jo Cochran, will Peggy Catron my tennis shoes so she can run without tripping over her own feet.

I, Mary Jo Cochran, will Dana Musick my sense of humor so she won’t be so sour all the time and can have as much fun as I did this year.

I , Mary Jo Cochran, will Deb Pritchett the ability to go to a party and drink without getting loud mouthed and into a fight.

I, Mike Cochran will Dee Pemberton the ability to leave a little skin on David Burton’s neck.

I, Mike Cochran, will to Todd Shackleford the ability to go to parties and not get locked into a car trunk.

I, Mary Long, will Deb Pritchett the ability to talk one full day without yelling.

We, Mary Long, Mary Jo Cochran and Nancy Patterson will Dana Musick our freckles because we feel she needs more.

I, Mary Long, will Sonja Prather the ability to go to P.E. one full week without having to pay 10 cents for bad language.

I, Viola Hair, will Rexanna Whitaker with the exception of Christy Lilly (Ernie) and Nina Holeyfield (Moanie) to carry on my nickname of (Miney) in our row of flutes but there can’t be no Moe.

I, Danne Meredith, will Jane Davenport the ability to be called “Princess” in the hall and not be embarrassed.

I, Danne Meredith, will Chris Lilly the ability to unlock the door to the annual room without calling for help.

I, Gail Dake, will to Todd Shackleford my ability to run track and pull a muscle.

I, Gail Dake, will David Judson my sideburns.

I, Greg Helton, will Dwight Humphrey my good looks.

I, Greg Helton, will Monte Greenlee my ability to ride the tech school bus and not get in trouble.

I, Phillip Plemmons, will Dwight Humphrey the ability to go to St. Anthony without getting sick.

I, Julia Collins, will Dee Pemberton the ability to catch a fly in left field and not turn around and look for it.

We, Theresa Curtman and Julia Collins, will Kristie Earp the ability not to be the first one at her own surprise birthday party.

I, Theresa Curtman, will Russ Martin the ability to let two weeks go by without waxing or washing his truck.

I, Jeff Hayes, will Alan Groves the ability to drive down a dark side street, hit a police car and not get a ticket for reckless driving.

I, Jeff Hayes, will Nina Holeyfield three inches of my height.

We, Steve Humphrey and Jeff Hayes, will the football team the ability to go over 500 next season.

I, Bill Scott, will the whole junior class the ability to go totally and completely insane.

I, Virginia Catron, will Dana Musick the ability to use no profane language in P.E.

I, Virginia Catron, will Dana Musick the ability to live up to her nick-name Racquel.

I, Virginia Catron, will to Tammy McDowell the ability to catch the bus on time.

I, Jeff Shackleford, will Butch Beard all of my parking places that Mitch DeVore willed me in hopes that he’ll keep them as warm as we did.

I, Jeff Shackleford, will David Judson the ability to walk up to girls at ballgames without making a fool of himself.

I, Jeff Shackleford, will Deb Pritchett the ability to beat the boys P.E. class in bombardment next year.

I, Bill Groff, will Rusty Martin my good looks and my charming personality.

If Rusty Martin accepts these qualities, I also will him the ability to be as modest as I.

I, Cheri Gardner, will Dee Pemberton the ability to go to Vienna the right way.

I, Cheri Garnder, will Peggy Catron the ability to throw discus and not hit a woman standing in a bus.

I, Theresa Curtman, will Peggy Catron the ability to throw the disc where she is suppose to.

I, David Miller, will to Dee Pemberton and David Burton the backseat of my car and my Bob Segar tape (Night Moves)

I, David Miller, will to Duane “George” McGarity all my hopes and dreams of triple jumping 40 feet.

I, Lisa Judson, will my brother David full use of our car “The Red Bomb” to do just as he pleases.

I, Tim Russell, will Randy Burks the ability to train his car to attack yellow fire trucks.

I, David Hendley, will Dwight Humphrey my great driving ability.

I, Jerry Berry, will David Judson the ability to catch a ground ball.

I, Viola Hair, will Christy Lilly my marvelous acting ability to be able to keep a straight face when acting with someone like Bill Wilson.

I, Pam Mason, will Vickie Henthorn the ability to remember to lock her car doors while parking on a back road.

We, Bryan Carmack, John Luttrell and Darryl McGarity will nothing to no one because we need what we have.

Finally, we the senior class, will the junior class the boat ride that we didn’t take in Mississippi.