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07/22/08 10:20 AM #684    

Brendhan Pelot (Pelot)

Lee, I'm gonna sneak into your house with a bullet proof vest on, steal ALL your pickles (just the dill pickles, I HATE bread n butter pickles. Who the HELL ever thought it was a good idea to make sweet pickles?!? If I ever find the guy who did that I'm gonna attach one of Sherry's sucker fish to his bunghole) and then I'll take your Honda truck keys and do donuts in your front yard for a few minutes, till I deploy the kickstand and launch the truck into your blessed garage full of pristine motorcycles.

And to think, I've never tried pot either...well there was that one time in middle school when I found my parents stash, but evidently they had not smoked for years and it was REALLY old. I took it out to the mangrove swamp near our house (in FL), smoked it AND....nothing, no effect at all.

GEEE GEEE WOOOOOOOOOOO


07/22/08 10:42 AM #685    

Keith Barrack

The first time I smoked pot, I was 8 years old. My eldest sister (senior at the time) was a big pot head and let me try it with her when she babysat me during the summer. I think she saw it as a safeguard that I wouldn't rat her out if I joined her. Totally irresponsible, yes, but I live to talk about it and can still remember it ;)

I never tried again until my freshman year. Still totally clueless about it yet anxious to try again, I had stolen some of my neighbors stash that I had seen before. The *stash* as it turned out, was basically a jar of seeds....which I thought was just a different type of pot. So, I made a make shift pipe, packed it full of seeds and smoked it till they were all gone.

I ended up with no buzz and a killer headache and a horrible taste in my mouth. For anyone that doesn't know, seeds are the part of the bag you discard and the person in charge of packing the bowl is usually punched and kicked severely if even a single seed gets packed in with the rest of the pot.

It's a wonder I ever tried again after that.

07/22/08 10:46 AM #686    

Chris Colson

Brendhan, which kind did u say u hadn't tried?

07/22/08 11:03 AM #687    

Brady Chapman

I remember barely being able to walk into the Van Halen concert after being in the parking lot with your sister Keith.

07/22/08 11:09 AM #688    

Molly Hardison (Rutherford)

I wonder why some pot causes paranoia. Usually, when I smoked it, I would just sit back and giggle, but rarely, I would get REALLY paranoid.

Have you ever watched the Simpsons while stoned? That was trippy...I don't remember why.

I can't smoke it anymore because I get drug tested and it makes me stupid (which is not a desirable trait in a doctor)

07/22/08 12:01 PM #689    

Teddy Lehr

Does anyone else know about hulu.com? probably - but it is a recent discovery for me - it has a bunch of tv shows and movies you can watch online... love watching the old 80's stuff - they do not make movies like 'Weird Science' anymore... and "The Facts of Life"? Forget about it....

07/22/08 12:16 PM #690    

Teddy Lehr

When does this site go away?

07/22/08 01:29 PM #691    

Amy Harper

Wow Sherry, it looks like you've been all over the Caribbean lately! I was in Jamaica in February and loved it. Anyway - go ahead to Amsterdam and smoke - it's out of my jurisdiction. (It looks like you should take Keith with you to show you how.) I would tell my own story, but it probably wouldn't be wise to put it in print!

07/22/08 01:35 PM #692    

Chris Colson

Teddy, hey man, we're working on trying to keep it. I put Walter in charge and he's disappeared! JK DO U REMEMBER THAT ticket by the firehouse and getting pulled over on the way to the beach?

07/22/08 02:00 PM #693    

Wendy Cubbison (Huybrechts)

Listen everyone, relax, I won't let the website go away. :)

07/22/08 02:04 PM #694    

Brady Chapman

Just say the word Wendy and I'll pledge more of Joes money.

07/22/08 02:22 PM #695    

Brendhan Pelot (Pelot)

Brady, you are real giver man....but don't get any idea's, I'm no "taker"....not that there is anything wrong with that. ;-)

07/22/08 02:54 PM #696    

Wendy Cubbison (Huybrechts)

I agree Brendhan! Brady has such a giving spirit! :)

07/22/08 03:42 PM #697    

Brady Chapman

It's the least I can do.



really.

07/22/08 03:58 PM #698    

Sherry Santmyer (Epling)

I'm so confused. Is Joe sharing his money with us? I had a fish attack me in Haiti. I was in an Aqua park getting ready to climb an iceberg. I was swimming around to the back side and all of a sudden I felt something slimy between my legs and at the same time something was biting my stomach. I pulled it off my stomach and tried to throw it, as soon as I did, it was on my back. All that came out of my mouth was "Shit". The fish kept attacking my for a few minutes. I had hicke marks all over my stomach. The lifeguards thought it was a baracudi. It ended up being a 4' sucker fish. If it was a barcudi, I would of had blood all over me and lucky to be alive. If you have ever been deep sea fishing, you know that a barcudi is viscious.

Please let me know if Joe is giving away money. I'm interested!

07/22/08 04:10 PM #699    

Brendhan Pelot (Pelot)

"I felt something slimy between my legs and at the same time something was biting my stomach."

Sounds like a girl describing a date with Lee Presgrave...

07/22/08 04:32 PM #700    

Amy Harper

I knew that line was going to draw some interesting comments.

07/22/08 04:35 PM #701    

Lee Presgrave

You bastard.

07/22/08 04:44 PM #702    

Sherry Santmyer (Epling)

Lee, be proud. It was at least 4' long. I describe it as big as a horses _____.

07/22/08 05:49 PM #703    

Amy Harper

OK - it's a slow night at work. How about pet peeves for a topic? I'm sure some of you have some interesting ones.


On another note, I just saw that Estelle Getty died. She was Sophie (the mom) on Golden Girls. I hope I can be that kind of smart ass when I'm eighty something!

07/22/08 06:10 PM #704    

Sherry Santmyer (Epling)

I don't like the F word and I can't eat in a dirty kitchen.

07/22/08 06:10 PM #705    

Brendhan Pelot (Pelot)

My biggest pet peeve? Bread-n-butter pickles...don't get me started!

07/22/08 06:46 PM #706    

Chris Colson

people who don't understand what the left lane is all about

07/22/08 06:49 PM #707    

Chris Colson

Lee, 4' and slimy. pretty cool, sounds like they're talking about your "bread and butter" pickle. u should be in movies, wait, u are!

07/22/08 06:52 PM #708    

Amy Harper

I also hate the "F" word - half the guys I work with use it like their favorite adjective.

Another pet peeve, is truckers (or anyone)who tailgate. But Chris, I'm sure you would never do that! (I hope)

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