Darn, I'm older than dirt!!

Someone asked the other day,,,,,,,,,,,,,

'What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up ?'
'We didn't have fast food when I was growing up ,'

I informed him, ' All the food was slow .'

'C'mon, seriously.   Where did you eat?'
'It was a place called 'home,' I explained!

'Mom cooked every day and when Dad got home from work,
we sat down together at the dining room table, & if I didn't like what
she put on my plate, I was allowed to sit there until I did like it .'

By this time, the kid was laughing so hard I was afraid he was going
to suffer serious internal damage, so I didn't tell him the part about
how I had to have permission to leave the table.

Here are some other things I would have told him about my childhood if
I figured his system could have handled it:

Some parents NEVER owned their own house, wore Levis, set foot on a
golf course, traveled out of the country or had a credit card.

My parents never drove me to school. I had a bicycle that weighed
probably 50 pounds, and only had one speed, (slow) .

We didn't have a television in our house until I was 10. It was, of
course, black and white, and the station went off the air at 11, after
playing the national anthem and a poem about God. It came back on the
air at about 6 a.m. And there was usually a locally produced news and
farm show on, featuring local people ...

I never had a telephone in my room. The only phone was on a party
line. Before you could dial, you had to listen and make sure some
people you didn't know weren't already using the line.

Pizzas were not delivered to our home... But milk was & so was bread .

All newspapers were delivered by boys and all boys delivered
newspapers   -- my brother delivered a newspaper, six days a week. He
had to get up at  5 AM every morning .

Movie stars kissed with their mouths shut. At least, they did in the
movies! There were no movie ratings because all movies were
responsibly produced for everyone to enjoy viewing, without profanity
or violence or most anything offensive .

If you grew up in a generation before there was fast food, you may
want to share some of these memories with your children or
grandchildren. Just don't blame me if they bust their gut laughing.

Growing up isn't what it used to be, is it ?

MEMORIES :

My Dad is cleaning out my grandmother's house (she died in December)
and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle. In the bottle top
was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it. I knew immediately what it
was, but my daughter had no idea. She thought they had tried to make
it a salt shaker or something. I knew it as the bottle that sat on the
end of the ironing board to 'sprinkle' clothes with because we didn't
have steam irons. Man, I am old .

How many do you remember ?

Head lights dimmer switches on the floor .
Ignition switches on the dashboard .
Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards .
Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner .
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals .

Older Than Dirt Quiz :
Count all the ones that you remember , NOT  the ones you were told about !
Ratings at the bottom .

1.   Candy cigarettes
2. Coffee shops with tableside juke boxes
3. Home milk delivery in glass bottles
4. Party lines on the telephones
5. Newsreels before the movie
6. TV test patterns that came on at night after the last show and were
there until TV shows started again in the morning. (there were only 3
channels!! If you had a TV!!
7. Pea-shooters
8. Howdy Doody
9. 45 RPM records
10. 78 rpm records
11. Hi-fi records 33 1/3 rpm
12. Metal ice trays with lever
13. Blue flashbulb
14. Cork popguns
15. Studebakers
16. Wash tub wringers
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If you remembered 0-3 = You're still young
If you remembered 3-6 = You are getting older
If you remembered 7-10 = Don't tell your age, &
If you remembered 11-16 = You're older than dirt !!!THAT'S ME !!!   (I
remember them all, therefore I’m nearly dirt, never mind older than
dirt LoL)

I might be older than dirt but those memories are some of the best
parts of my life .

Don't forget to pass this along !!
Especially to all your really OLDER  friends