School Story:
1. Went to high school...graduated (YAY)
2. Went to San Diego State...dropped out
3. Went to LAPD Academy...#2 in the class
4. Went to Cal State Northridge-BA Philosophy
5. Went to Thomas Edison-BS in Business
6. Went to Cal State San Bernardino--MBA
7. Went to ASU--Ph.D. --Technology Transfer
8 Went to NCU--Ph.D. --Executive Mgt.
9. Quit school. Forever.
10. Got a job as a computer programmer
(after leaving the police)
11. got a job as a project leader
12. got a job as a project manager
13. got a job as a department director
14. got a job as a vice president
15. got a job as a chief admin officer
16. got a job as a chief info officer.
17. Quit jobs. Forever.
18. got a job as college professor
(ok...so I lied about quitting jobs forever)
19. Quit jobs. Forever. Again.
20. Went to Russia
21. Went to China
22. Went to Tahiti
23. Went everywhere I could find a cruise ship
to take me. "cruise ship no go-->me no go".
24. got fat
25. got thin
26. got fat again
27. now on a diet.
28. LOST my hair.
29. Found my hair in weird places (ears, etc.).
30. Retired.
31. Drove a Ford
32. Drove a Nissan
33. Drove an MG
34. Drove a Dodge
35. Drove a Chevy
36. Drove a Truck
37. Drove a Chrysler
38. Drove a Toyota
39. Drove a Truck again
40. Drive a Prius.
41. Had a girlfriend
42. Had a wife
43. Was single
44. Have a wife.