New Lyrics to Old Songs

For all who are feeling a little older and missing those great old tunes, there is good news. Some of your old favorites have re-released their great hits with NEW LYRICS to accommodate their aging audience.

Herman's Hermits	"Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"
The Rolling Stones	"You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
Paul Simon	"Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
Carly Simon	"You're So Varicose Vein"
The Bee Gees	"How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
Roberta Flack	"The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
Johnny Nash	"I Can't See Clearly Now"
The Temptations	"Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"
Nancy Sinatra	"These Boots Give Me Arthritis"
ABBA	"Denture Queen"
Leo Sayer	"You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
Commodores	"Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"
Procol Harem	"A Whiter Shade of Hair"
The Beatles	"I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"
Credence Clearwater Revival	"Bad Prune A-Rising"
Marvin Gay	"I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"
The Who	"Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"