I recovered these in an old storage box of school memorabilia. Gail Mitchell's name was on the paper. Was she responsible for the joke section of the school paper?

Teacher: "Tell us something about the speed of light".

Student: "It gets here too soon in the morning".

"It took my uncle ten years to learn to play the accordion". "What took him so long?" "Nobody told him to squeeze it."

A father and mother were discussing their daughter. Mother: "Do you think Sally has a one track mind? Father: "Yes and there is nothing but athletes running through it".

Another nice thing about saying nothing is that no one can repeat it.

"What did the ballpoint pen say to the writing paper?" "I dot my eye on you".