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Jacob Fishman
I took French and had 2 teachers. One was a real witch and I do not remember her name. I do remember she had difficulty smiling, or so it seemed. The other was a sweet man, I think his name was Kaplan. I did not learn much from either of them, though it is safe to say it was entirely my fault. However, I have a recurring nightmare where I have earphones on and am listening to the following (disregard the spelling):
[LOUD] "LA DIALOGUE. . . . .REPETEZ"
[YOUNG KID] Allo, pasee vant deux quinz?
[CLEARLY A MOTHER] Oui, qui et a la parlez?
[THE YOUNG KID AGAIN] Ici Pierre, Bernard et las?
In my nighmare, the phone then hangs up, so I never find out where Pierre is and I cannot remember the rest of the dialogue.
And another one:
[I DO NOT KNOW WHO IS TALKING] Dee donc, ooh et las bibliothec?
[ANOTHER UNRECOGNIZABLE CHARACTER] Cest two dois, tooee (like "tuenol", or "Louie the tooee") vas toots suite.
Then the conversation stops.
So I must have learned something from the witch and the nice man. I dream this shit.
But one of my kids looked at my high school yearbook and noted that
I was in the German club.
This is all quite nuts.
J. Fishman
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