4 worms

Four worms in church - Maxine joke
4 Worms In Church
Four  worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!
 A  minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate  syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol . . .
. . ..  Dead.
The  second worm in cigarette smoke . .   Dead!
Third  worm in chocolate syrup . . . Dead! .

Fourth  worm in good clean soil . .
So  the Minister asked the congregation,
"So, my friends? What  did you learn from this demonstration?"


Maxine, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .

"As  long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you  won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service