Stans One Liner


MOM: I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school and handed me her iPad. The fly didn’t stand a chance.

TWO SNAILS . . .Are chatting on the sidewalk. “I’ll have to cross the road,” one says. “Well, be careful,” the other one replies. “There’s a bus coming in an hour.”

PHOTO . . . Sent my picture to the Lonely Hearts Club. The reply said they weren’t that lonely.