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12/30/09 12:11 PM #1084    

 

Gary Grice

Thank you Diane. Its great to know I'm not alone in this world - as the following story illustrates .... and I thought I was the ONLY one who had ever done this.

While driving during a horrible snowstorm, a young blonde became disoriented and lost. She remembered what her father had once told her. ”If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.” Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes.

Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, ”Well, I’m done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.”

Lucky for me, I lived next to the K-Mart!
Later.

12/30/09 05:34 PM #1085    

 

Jimmy Willis

GARY, WHERE DO YOU GET ALL THIS @#$%^@! I IN ALL MY
TRAVELS HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE WHO WAS MORE FULL OF
IT!!!! HOW DO YOU REMEMBER ALL THIS? YOU BREAK ME UP!!
LATER

12/30/09 07:46 PM #1086    

 

Diane Harris (Moore)

Gary, that was a long, long time ago, I wasn't accustomed to snow, and I didn't know the Walmart parking lot was so big! When did Dick tell you about that? Gee, make fun of me --see if I care!

Yes, Jimmy, he is an encyclopedia of jokes, isn't he?

What fun. The New Year's laughter begins early!

12/31/09 11:21 AM #1087    

 

Gary Grice

Well not much longer and 2009 will be history. I'm glad everyone is enjoying the jokes, but I must confess they are only available due to the scientific advances of the internet. I can't remember like I used to and punch lines often escape me. I fear that if anyone rereads what I've posted, they will find that I've repeated myself. I fear that if anyone rereads what I've posted, they will find that I've repeated myself. I had to be reminded this morning that yesterday wasn't the last day of the year and my celebration (pictured below) was premature. Turns out there is a difference in 12:00 noon and 12:00 midnight. Boy did I feel foolish when my picture appeared in the newspaper this morning, pointing out that I was celebrating a little early. Anyway, whenever the New Year starts, I hope you all have a BLESS and GLORIOUS year and it will be the best of your life. Later.


12/31/09 01:19 PM #1088    

 

Jimmy Willis

I ALSO HOPE EACH OF YOU HAVE A VERY HAPPY SAFE
NEW YEAR!!!!
UNTIL NEXT YEAR.

12/31/09 03:24 PM #1089    

 

Gary Grice

I'm outta here for a quick Dr. appointment and then a quiet evening but couldn't let this Recipe for a Happy New Year go un-shared. Happy New Year!!! Later.

*******
Take twelve, fine, full-grown months,
see that these are thoroughly free from all old memories of bitterness, rancor, hate and jealousy;
cleanse them completely from every clinging spite:
pick off all specks of pettiness and littleness;
in short, see that these months are freed from all the past;
have them as fresh and clean as when they first came from the great storehouse of Time.

Cut these months into thirty or thirty-one equal parts.
This batch will keep for just one year.
Do not attempt to make up the whole batch at one time (so many persons spoil the entire lot in this way), but prepare one day at a time, as follows:

Into each day put twelve parts of faith,
eleven of patience,
ten of courage,
nine of of work (some people omit this ingredient and so spoil the flavor of the rest),
eight of hope,
seven of fidelity,
six of liberality,
five of kindness,
four of rest (leaving this out is like leaving the oil out of the salad, don't do it),
three of prayer,
two of meditation,
and one well selected resolution.

put in about a teaspoonful of good spirits,
a dash of fun,
a pinch of folly,
a sprinkling of play, and a heaping cupful of good humor.

Pour in lots of love mix with vigour.
Cook thoroughly in a fervent heat; garnish with a few smiles and a sprig of joy;
then serve with quietness, unselfishness, and cheerfulness,
and a Happy New Year is certain.

12/31/09 04:06 PM #1090    

 

Diane Harris (Moore)

Gary, I love the New Year's post. I'll keep it for sure. Lots of good advice there.

Also, love your picture of all the fun you had recently! You are such a free spirit, and you remind me so much of Dick, except his bandana is blue.

Happy New Year everyone, and may God bless and keep us all, and may we all strive to please Him each day of the coming new year.

Love,
Diane

12/31/09 10:52 PM #1091    

 

Kathy Carter (Campbell)

Gary, how hilarious, the picture of your clelbration!
Loved your new year advice.

Amen, Diane.

Hope all of you are as blessed in the new year as we all have been in the past years. God is soooooo good!

12/31/09 11:11 PM #1092    

 

Gail Gabriel (Wilbanks)

Happy New Year Everyone. Here's hoping the new year brings you peace and prosperity, good health and good times. Love you all.

Gail

01/01/10 11:41 AM #1093    

Beverly Bramlett (Burgess)

Happy New year everyone! Gary got you email yesterday I guess everyone has been busy with all the holiday. May God bless each and everyone this year.
Beverly

01/03/10 04:57 PM #1094    

 

Connie Morgan (White)

Hello dear friends... I've been without internet for several days (due to a modem) so have been out of touch. Thoroughly enjoyed catching up on the messages, reflecting on beautiful songs and memories, sharing in your trips and lives, laughing, and enjoying hearing also from some folks who haven't written in quite a while.

I do not want to sound like Scrooge, but I was glad for December to come to an end! (it was not a kind month to me..) You've already listened to my sad "tooth tale" - but now there's more to share.
The day after Christmas, I was over @ my parents house (continuing the loooong, hard job of moving and cleaning things). Very foolishly, I was standing on the top of a 3 ft. step ladder trying to clean fan blades. Somehow, the stool kicked out and I landed flat on my back and head on the newly installed ceramic tile floor. Of course I was by myself, and when I could finally move (after crying and hollering for a while), I finally got up with only lower back soreness and a huge hematoma to the back of my head. After work on Monday, I finally went to the "Fast Track" area of the ER due to the continued large lump and headache. 4 1/2 hours, and one CAT scan later, I left with the diagnosis of concussion, hematoma and contusions.... AND I missed seeing the Dawgs play in their Bowl game! Here it is a week later and my back soreness is much better. The lump on my head has gone from softball size to egg size, and I know that I was fortunate to not have more damage. I'm convinced my "extra weight - (ie: fat), helped save me from breaking a bone.

I have high hopes for 2010, and I wish God's blessings on you.
I love you guys and am thankful you've been part of my life.

01/03/10 06:24 PM #1095    

 

Donald Chandler

Happy New Year, Folks!

Ouch!!! Connie... I was hurting just reading your Christmas episode. I am so sorry to read about your fall, but I am thankful you didn't break any bones. And sorry you missed the Bowl Game too. I am going to pray that you have a wonderful New Year 2010, and that God would surround you with His protective Angels! Be careful, Connie. Our Class of '68 bodies aren't as young as they used to be.

Brrrr! Those flannel sheets might come in handy too! It was 16 degrees this morning in Marietta when we started our to church. And it looks like old man winter is going to be here for a few more weeks.

And I too was happy to see a few more visitors to the Message Forum. Please come back, ya'll! Gail... maybe you could come up with another tale or two to tell on my mischievous brother. He wouldn't mind.

Stay warm my friends.

01/04/10 08:43 AM #1096    

 

Gary Grice

Greeting and Happy New Year everyone!! CONNIE, CONNIE, CONNIE!!! What are we going to do with you?!? I guess I'll just have to pray a little harder. That's no way to finish a year - but with a finish like that, you KNOW the New Year has got to get better. I was down at my brother's house working yesterday and the thought of falling or getting hurt with no one around weighed heavy on my mind. But that thought kept me from CLIMBING UP ON A LADDER!!! I hope you feel a lot better real soon.
I received an email from Bobby Sparks this morning when I returned to work. He has been having some problems with depression and we need to keep him in our prayers. He wants to join us here on the forum and I sent him instructions so hopefully he will make an "appearance" soon. It's ALWAYS GREAT to have new folks join the "conversation". Sometime's I feel like I'm talking to myself. As Charles McGarity used to always say, "I said to myself, Self ...." If anybody runs across Charles - give him a kick to join us too!!!
Well I've got to go search for a word of wisdom or a little humor to share. I hope you will all have a BLESSED week.
Later.

01/04/10 09:16 AM #1097    

 

Jimmy Willis

GOOD MORNING GUYS AND GALS!!! 2010!!!!! WHAT IS THIS?
DO YOU BELEIVE IT'S 2010!?! ANYWAY, CONNIE LIKE DON, I
HURT READING EVERY WORD OF YOUR CHRISTMAS TALES!!!! I
SINCERELY HOPE YOU'RE MUCH BETTER TODAY! I AM FIRMLY
CONVINCED THERE ARE "LITTLE GRIMLINGS" OUT THERE THAT
THRIVE ON MAKING HAVIC FOR US!!! I SAY WE NUKE THE
LITTLE BUGGERS!
YOU KNOW CONNIE THE WORSE PART OF YOUR STORY WAS YOU
MISSED THE GEORGIA GAME! IT WAS THE BEST THE DEFENSE
PLAYED ALL YEAR. WHEN YOU CONSISDER THEY DID IT AGAINST
ONE OF THE COUNTRIES TOP OFFENSIVE TEAMS. ANYWAY I
REALLY AM GLAD YOU'RE OK.
WELL GUYS IT'S FINALLY WAIT TO NEXT YEAR. WE'VE GOT
A WHOLE BUNCH TO LOOK FORWARD TO THIS YEAR. THE BRAVES
WINNING THE PENANT. THE DAWGS WINNING THE NATIONAL
CHAMPIONSHIP! AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, NO TIGER IN THE
WOODS! FOR A SHORT TIME ANYWAY.
AFTER-A-WHILE
JIM

01/04/10 10:41 AM #1098    

 

Gary Grice

I know this is what you have ALL been waiting for. Later. ****** 2010 Handbook Health: 1. Drink plenty of water. 2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. 3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants. 4. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy 5. Make time to pray. 6. Play more games 7. Read more books than you did in 2009. 8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day 9. Sleep for 7 hours. 10. Take a 10-30 minutes’ walk daily. And while you walk, smile. Personality: 11. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 12. Don’t have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment. 13. Don’t overdo. Keep your limits. 14. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 15. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip. 16. Dream more while you are awake 17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need. 18. Forget issues of the past. Don’t remind your partner with His/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness. 19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don’t hate others. 20. Make peace with your past so it won’t spoil the present. 21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you. 22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime. 23. Smile and laugh more. 24. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree… Society: 25. Call your family often. 26. Each day give something good to others. 27. Forgive everyone for everything. 28. Spend time w/ people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6. 29. Try to make at least three people smile each day. 30. What other people think of you is none of your business. 31. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch. Life: 32. Do the right thing! 33. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful. 34. GOD heals everything. 35. However good or bad a situation is it will change. 36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up. 37. The best is yet to come. 38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it. 39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

01/04/10 10:47 AM #1099    

 

Gary Grice

And now, a few observations that we can ALL appreciate. Later. ******* ~Your kids are becoming you, and you don't like them. But your grandchildren are perfect! ~Going out is good. Coming home is better! ~When you needed the discount, you paid full price. Now, you get discounts on everything: movies, hotels, flights, but you don't feel like going to the trouble. ~You forget names, but it's OK because other people forgot they even know you!!! ~The five pounds you wanted to lose is now fifteen and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the fifteen pounds. ~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything, especially golf. ~Your husband is counting on you to remember things you don't remember. ~The things you cared to do, you don't care to do, but you care that you don't care to do them anymore. ~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's called his "pre-sleep". ~Remember when your mother said, "Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you have an accident! ~You used to say, "I hope my kids get married." Now you say, "I hope they stay married!" ~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" switch. ~You remember when Google, iPod, email, modem were unheard of and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table. ~You now use more four-letter words .."what?"..."when?" ~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere. ~Your husband has a night out with the guys but he's home by 9:00 P.M. Next week it will be 8:30 P.M. ~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've already read it. ~Notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"? ~What used to be freckles are now liver spots. ~Everybody whispers. ~Now that your husband has retired, you'd give anything if he'd find a job! ~You have three sizes of clothes in your closet ...two of which you will never wear. ~But old is good in some things: old songs, old movies and best of all, OLD FRIENDS -if you can remember who they are!

01/04/10 03:22 PM #1100    

 

Gary Grice

It seems that Jim has been hunting again - well sort of. We all know HOW he hunts. Well, he explained that he's been freezing his A** off the last couple of days out in the woods .... I think I know why now. Later.


01/04/10 03:40 PM #1101    

 

Jimmy Willis

YOU'LL GET YOURS! LOOKS LIKE I GOT MINE.

01/04/10 04:22 PM #1102    

Elizabeth "PeeWee" Brooks (Fountain)

Hello Everyone!!!

Wishing all of you a Happy New Year! I have visited with Judy and talked with Connie this past year. Inez and I are still visiting and meeting for our "best friend's day outings." And a bunch of us got to visit at Connie's this past summer (one year from our reunion). Hey, we better keep up the momentum. Time will not wait for us. Looks like a Spring or early Summer gathering would be fun.
From time to time I'll click on and read up on news and current events from Diane and Donald and Gary and Kathy and Gary and Beverly and Gary and Gail and Gary and Jimmy and Gary. Gary, I'm playing with you. I have really enjoyed your jokes, pictures and teasing of others. My favorite jokes were the ones about the "The Four Men Bragging, How Smart Is Your Cat?" and the picture of "Jimmy, the deer hunter." Which is probably typical of an avid deer hunter.
My update, Bobby and I still have custody of our two grandchildren so we stay pretty busy. Isabella has turned three and Joseph is now two. They are God's gift and I just know He is preparing us for an incredible journey or quest through all of this. I could tell you stories of Isabella singing a solo at the Christmas Musical and her first ballet. Joseph has the biggest black eye you've ever seen on a two-year old. But I won't bore you. I can only say that there is never a dull moment in our lives. I do get on the computer long enough to pay my bills and see how much money I need to pray for before the end of the month.
We are all doing well and that is the biggest blessing I can say for now. We are both retired and that is the second biggest blessing.
Kathy, I think of you and Rabun often. I know God is walking right beside the two of you on your journey in life. Diane and Dick, a trip to Colorado for two weeks with family, how wonderful! Donald and Liz, keep up the travels and stories. Gary, rave on! my friend, rave on! I love each and every one of you guys and wish you the best year ever in your life!!! Love, PeeWee


01/04/10 04:24 PM #1103    

 

Diane Harris (Moore)

GASP!!!! There I was at the keyboard, innocently checking out our message forum, and the first thing on my screen as I scroll down are the beautiful words to "O Holy Night" as submitted by Don (my classy, distant cousin). I'm thinking "oh, how sweet", then I scrolled to the bottom, LITERALLY! Gee, talk about contrasts! Give a gal some warning would 'ya! Once more my eyes are burning.

Connie, I will try and call you with warning not to check the website lest you fall backward and injure your punkin' head a second time!

Better get back to the business of splashing water thoroughly into my eyes. I feel rather faint....fading, fading fast.....zzzzzzz

01/04/10 04:30 PM #1104    

 

Diane Harris (Moore)

Pee Wee! No sooner had I submitted my last stupid entry, than I saw that you had written. I know I join everybody in saying how great it is to hear from you! All I can say is your little grandchildren are mighty blessed to have you two being their guardian angels right now, but I know you are the ones who feel blessed. Life can throw us some real curve balls sometimes when we are least prepared, but when you take on the attitude that you have, we can hit 'em out of the park. Once again, I am proud as peaches of one of us, and this time it's you and Bobby. God gives us abilities and strengths that we never thought possible, huh.

I'll go again. I just wanted to say "hi" to you, Pee Wee. You're a beauty, inside and out.

01/04/10 04:52 PM #1105    

 

Gary Grice

I'm sorry Jim, but you are so photogenic! There just seems to be a lot of deer hunting pics floating around the net these days. I've got to find some more lawyer jokes for Dennis - anyone heard from him lately other than just a passing HI!? Great to hear from Pee Wee again. There's only one way to keep me from making every other post .... beat me to it!!! Diane, I hope you have regained your sight (and Jim his dignity). I agree with Pee Wee, its time to plan another get together. Hopefully I won't be sick this time! Blessings to all! Later.

01/05/10 08:03 AM #1106    

 

Gary Grice

"We're having a heat wave, a tropical heat wave" from Grumpy Old Men - the movie, not me. Thank you Al Gore for reversing Global Warming. Now could you please buy back some of them carbon credits you sold all of those evil energy users and warm things up a bit. You will have to excuse me, I've got to get back to snapping my fingers to keep the elephants away from the Classic City. You can send your contributions for this anti-elephant effort to www.whatafool.com. Memorial gifts for friends and family members trampled by elephants start at $100. To guarantee you will never be trampled by an elephant, order my best selling book - "Don't Get Stomped: Stay Out of Africa". Later.

01/05/10 08:17 AM #1107    

 

Jimmy Willis

PEEeeee WEEeeee! WHERE YOU BEEN GIRL!?! THEY BEEN
KEEP YOU AFTER SCHOOL OR WHAT!! ALWAYS GREAT TO READ
ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH EVERYONE.
WHAT DIGNITY GARY! YOU GOT TO GO! YOU GOT TO GO! I
MEAN LOOK!!
DON'T WORRY 'BOUT GARY, DIANE. HE DID DRUGS BACK IN
69! AN'T BEEN RIGHT SINCE! YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,
MAKES SOME FOLKS TOUCHED! THEY START SEEING THINGS!!!!
HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE!
AFTER-A-WHILE

01/05/10 09:18 AM #1108    

 

Gary Grice

HEADLINE: Freed Gitmo Inmates Rejoin Al Qaeda

Maybe we could just impliment Freeze Tag rules. When we tag a terrorist, they have to stand where they are, without moving for 24 hours before resuming killing whoever happens to be around. Just think of all the money we would save and how humane that would make us look in the eyes of the rest of the world. Cum bi ya!!! Later!

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